This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Sloppy Joe’s VP “pick”. We will welcome Kamala Harris to the fray with double winners this week!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “Kamala is thinking about what she is going to say for Joes eulogy”
(Dusty Pitts) – ““When I asked her to join the ticket, she literally got down on her knees she was so grateful.””
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Let us all pause and give a moment of thanks that Kamala isn’t sitting like that Portland riot woman.”
(RockThisTown) – ““I’d like to introduce my running mate . . . EmmyLou Harris. Oops, what am I talking about? I mean Neil Patrick Harris. Wait, no, Franco Harris. Well, whatever your name is, come on up here & tell ’em who you are . . . and while you’re at it, tell ’em who I am.””
3) (rodney dill) – “Release the Kamala”
(Vagabond661) – ““Not sure why I’m at this podium. Maybe Oprah can tell us.”
4)(Par4Course) – “It doesn’t sound like an Arabian beast of burden. It’s pronounced “Kama” as in “Kama Sutra” and “La” as in “La-Ti-Da.””
(EricSteel) – “Over my dead body, will a woman become President.”
5) (retired military) – “Biden “And as my health has taken a turn for the worse I have to step aside as President…”
Harris whispering “Too soon Joe. 5 months too soon. Damn it cant he keep anything straight””
(Rick Adams) – “Kamala’s expression is saying, “Beige. I think the Oval Office carpet will be beige…””
6) (Daniel Drummond) – ““If elected, I will not serve. If I serve, I won’t recall …””
(RadiCalMan) – “BLM! Biden’s Life Matters!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – “Peepads/Kneepads 2020” (Thanks everyone and a shout-out to Zemog! at conservatics.com from whom I first heard this phrase.)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(guido81_MA) – “Pick up the pace, old man, I need to spit.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Brian Brandt) – “Kamala: Hillary Lite.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “She’s aiming her stiletto heel even as we watch…or, is that her battle-axe…”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Joe_Miller) – ““Who did I have to blow to get where I am today? Oh, yeah, just Willie Brown.””
(fustian24) – “There once was a lady named Harris
Who used to sit out on her terrace.
She slept around gobs,
To get better jobs.
And she’s awfully hard to embarrass.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.