Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of August 14, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Sloppy Joe’s VP “pick”. We will welcome Kamala Harris to the fray with double winners this week!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Kamala is thinking about what she is going to say for Joes eulogy

(Dusty Pitts) – ““When I asked her to join the ticket, she literally got down on her knees she was so grateful.”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Let us all pause and give a moment of thanks that Kamala isn’t sitting like that Portland riot woman.

(RockThisTown) – ““I’d like to introduce my running mate . . . EmmyLou Harris. Oops, what am I talking about? I mean Neil Patrick Harris. Wait, no, Franco Harris. Well, whatever your name is, come on up here & tell ’em who you are . . . and while you’re at it, tell ’em who I am.”

3) (rodney dill) – “Release the Kamala

(Vagabond661) – ““Not sure why I’m at this podium. Maybe Oprah can tell us.

4)(Par4Course) – “It doesn’t sound like an Arabian beast of burden. It’s pronounced “Kama” as in “Kama Sutra” and “La” as in “La-Ti-Da.”

(EricSteel) – “Over my dead body, will a woman become President.

5) (retired military) – “Biden “And as my health has taken a turn for the worse I have to step aside as President…”

Harris whispering “Too soon Joe. 5 months too soon. Damn it cant he keep anything straight”

(Rick Adams) – “Kamala’s expression is saying, “Beige. I think the Oval Office carpet will be beige…”

6) (Daniel Drummond) – ““If elected, I will not serve. If I serve, I won’t recall …”

(RadiCalMan) – “BLM! Biden’s Life Matters!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “Peepads/Kneepads 2020” (Thanks everyone and a shout-out to Zemog! at conservatics.com from whom I first heard this phrase.)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(guido81_MA) – “Pick up the pace, old man, I need to spit.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Brian Brandt) – “Kamala: Hillary Lite.

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “She’s aiming her stiletto heel even as we watch…or, is that her battle-axe…

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Joe_Miller) – ““Who did I have to blow to get where I am today? Oh, yeah, just Willie Brown.”

Best Limerick:

(fustian24) – “There once was a lady named Harris
Who used to sit out on her terrace.
She slept around gobs,
To get better jobs.
And she’s awfully hard to embarrass.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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