Wizbang Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 24, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows us an extremely rare find these days: someone patriotic playing baseball.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mike) – ““The New York Times just named me the designated Hitler.”

2) (rodney dill) – “I tell ya I had the Republican representatives rolling in the aisles…. They asked me for an example of a corked bat… and I said, “Hillary with constipation.”

3) (Mary Gehman) – ““I’d rather be throwing a hardball at a different ‘Mitt’….”

4)(Rick Adams) – ““Hey, Fauci, put the mask back on and pay attention.”

5) (RockThisTown) – “Fauci’s first throw clearly shows he doesn’t want anyone to catch anything.

6) (Brian Brandt) – “Major League Baseball: Less baseball, more pandering.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – “CNN: President Trump throwing a hard object at an african american mans head. More on these racist actions in the next segment!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Thank God Regis isn’t alive to see this!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “They saw his face grow stern and cold,
they saw his hair plugs strain,
And they knew that weenie Biden
wouldn’t let that ball go by again

The sneer is gone from Biden’s lip,
his false teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence
his bat upon the plate.

And now the Donald holds the ball,
and now he lets it go,
And now the air is wafted
by the meekness of Biden’s blow

Oh, somewhere in this favored land
the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere,
and somewhere hearts are light,

And somewhere men are laughing,
and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Progressive ville–
Weenie Biden has struck out.

And Hillary isn’t President either!

Best Banter Weight:

(Patrick McHargue) – “When is the left not outraged?

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Who did he have to blow to get to play catch with the president?

edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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