This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Democrats never failing to exploit a crisis and make idiots of themselves in the process.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rodney G. Graves) – “Wearing the tribal colors of those who enslaved your ancestors, we’re here to tell you this time will be different.”
(Eric Steel) – “This chess set is broken, they are all pawns.”
2) (Brett Buck) – “On your mark, get set, PANDER!”
(Joe_Miller) – “What’s the Swahili word for douchebags?”
3) (fustian24) – “This is the mating dance of the Virtue Signaling Hypocritical Democrat Puke.
(Brian Brandt) – “A murder of crows
An unkindness of ravens
A cackle of hyenas
A conspiracy of meerkats
A grovel of Democrats”
4)(rodney dill) – “Trump entered the room and said. ” ‘Bout time.””
(yetanotherjohn) – “They need to lean over more if they are going to kiss their asses goodbye, I’m just sayin’.”
5) (DJD60_TX) – “Here we see modern slave traders, in their natural habitat and appropriated garb.”
(RockThisTown) – “‘But wait, there’s more! If you order your kente scarf before midnight tonight, you’ll also receive a matching N-95 mask and pocket square . . . absolutely free! Just pay a separate pandering, virtue signaling & reparations fee.’”
6) (Mary Gehman) – “…immediately following will be a luncheon of crow and humble pie..”
(Par4Course) – “Mrs Pelosi and her crew pray to find a way to blame Trump and the GOP for the killing of black men followed by vandalism, looting and arson in cities that have been under Democrat control since before most of their constituents were born.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to: (TIE)
(Paul Hooson) – “Now, wait a minute. Let me get this right. Jews were slaves for four hundred years. Had their homelands and temple occupied. Tortured during the Spanish Inquisition. Forced to leave country after country due to discrimination. 6 million killed by Hitler. Considered nonWhites by the U.S. Census until 1940. Not allowed to join golf clubs. Discriminated against in hiring and housing.
So how do Jews respond to thousands of years of discrimination, slavery, torture and being murdered?
They just want to do stand up comedy and make people laugh…”
(Rick Adams) – ““An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.’ — Winston Churchill”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mike) – “Democrats annually honoring the memory (and the position) of Monica Lewinsky.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Absent : Hillary Clinton who will never be President. Hillary bows to no one except her own reflection.”
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “You know she doesnt have a reflection…..right….”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Pelosi “Who do I have to blow around here to get someone to help me up””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.