This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us that nothing says you’ve made it like a stolen luxury car.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Paul Hooson) – ““How do you like the car? It was a steal!”.”
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Know where to find the best looting –
Loot-A-Palooza – Find the app in the Google Play Store.”
3) (Kenny Moore) – “Criminals are looting our businesses, burning our cities, and killing our heroes, but a quarterback who defends the flag – that’s the real problem.”
4)(Olsoljer) – “………..no problems Mr Soros, things are right on schedule, but thanks for stopping by……”
5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Karen drove by, but found nothing to scold here”
6) (fustian24) – “Black Lives can Hang thought Hillary until she found out you could loot liquor stores.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “I say, old bean, have you stolen any Grey Poupon?”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(RockThisTown) – “Standard equipment includes bullet-proof glass with openings for easy drive-by shootings, switchable license plates, complete set of forged title & registration documents, turbo engine to help with those pesky hi-speed chases, AND blood-stain resistant seat covers & floor mats.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Dateline Nov 5, 2020 Hilary Clinton goes driving through the wilderness after realizing that she will never be President of the United States.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “Great! Let’s have a bra and mask-burning bonfire! 🙂”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.