Weekend Caption Contest™ SSD ed. 12.0 Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 12.0 focused on America’s return to manned space flights. Boy how I wish right now I was on the next one!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “When Trump fires somebody he REALLY fires somebody!

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Ground Control to Major Trump…take your protein pill and put your hairspray on…Ground Control to Major Trump…”

3) (rodney dill) – “This is Trump’s way of celebrating American Exceptionalism. Biden’s is testing the various fragrant feminine shampoo scents on young “volunteers.”

4)(engineer) – “Jim Acosta. “Trump again refuses to answer my questions, and instead turns his back to me.”

5) (Porkopolis) – “Trump Thought Bubble:

“I love the smell of rocket fuel in the morning…It smells like Musk”.

6) (RockThisTown) – “After years of research, NASA discovers the one thing that messes up Trump’s hair.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Finally, the much anticipated delivery of toilet paper goes to the ISS.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Vagabond661) – “Thought bubbles. Woman: Note to self. Buy new batteries. Pence: I need to pee. Trump: Me too.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “Well, we thought of using Hillary as an astronaut. That way if the capsule were to blow up, there’d still be some good news.

But the SpaceX people said that such a large fat filled object could make the capsule unstable.

Best Banter Weight:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “If only they [Obama, Hillary, and Biden] were observing at the foot of the launch platform, the world would be a better place.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Who did she have to blow to get a ringside view of the launch?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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