This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ falls during the weekend when we remember those who have given their service and lives for our nation. God bless them and their families.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “Badges? I don’t need no stinkin’ badges.”
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Please give, and give generously, so that all Democrats can be given this cure for Resting Bitch Face.”
3) (guido81_MA) – “Aw’right, taxpayer, empty yer pockets!”
4)(patriciamcc) – “I’m so dumb, I wear this bandana even when there is no one within a hundred feet of me. I’m so stupid I don’t realize it’s just polticall theater to wear this ridiculous mask to pretend a pandemic is going to kill us all when it’s all a ruse to defeat Trump.”
5) (Mike) – “You’ve heard of the Gang Who Couldn’t Shoot Straight?
This is the Gang Who Only Shoots Blanks!”
6) (Kenny Moore) – “Orders from Ma Hillary, boys. It ain’t too late she reckons. Saddle up, we got us an election to steal.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Daniel Drummond) – “Hand over the economy and your civil rights … now.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Wild_Willie) – ““I don’t want anyone to know who I am as I play with myself.””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(RockThisTown) – “Vice-President of the “I’ll Never Be Vice-President Club”, Hillary Clinton Chapter.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Rick Adams) – “And as through your life you travel,
Yes, as through your life you roam,
You won’t never see an outlaw
Lock a family in their home.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Kainge “Who do I have to blow around here to get the VP slot nod again? Huma wont leave the trough long enough for me to get at Hillary””
Best Haiku:
(yetanotherjohn) – “His face wears a mask
He sold his soul long ago
Stinks of Hillary”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
