This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing ed. 10 featured a stunning moment of unbiased journalism. Remember when the MSM featured that super hero themed article about Sarah Palin? By the way, you all certainly churned out those captions these past few days!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “She visited Nancy and now Nancy doesn’t have a fridge full of ice cream.”
(rodney dill) – “The new Joe Biden Campaign slogan:
Chicken and Waffles 2020”
(fustian24) – “It takes a minimum of an acre to social distance with her.”
2) (Mary Gehman) – “She saw her shadow…6 more weeks of quarantine…”
(EricSteel) –
(Brian Brandt) – “I dreamed I was a Vice Presidential candidate in my Maidenform™ bra.”
3) (Par4Course) – “The non-governor of Georgia will soon be a non-nominee for Vice President.”
(Joe_Miller) – “Great idea! Let’s make a huge woman look even bigger.”
(guido81_MA) – “She will single-handedly stop Global Warming by personally blocking out the sun.”
4)(cathymv) – “She’s not wearing a mask!!!!!”
(retired military) – “Trump “Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill””
(Harry Butts) – “It’s Super Duper Claim-I-Won Woman!
Her next feat of derring do – to claim her ticket won with both fewer popular votes AND fewer electoral votes.
Because racism!”
5) (Rodney G. Graves) – “Abdul the Tentmaker’s Spring Line.”
(RadiCalMan) – “Democrat Zombies Attack! Coming this summer!”
(engineer) – “Upon seeing the vice presidential candidate selected by the DNC, Joe Biden was heard to say, “Thar see blows off the larboard bow.””
6) (BluesHarper) – “And in this corner, weighing in at…”
(Paul Hooson) – “Death must be missing an overweight angel?”
(Porkopolis) – “Biden’s request to his VP Search Committee:
“Get me a ‘Can Do’ Candidate”.
What the Committee heard on the static-filled Zoom Meeting:
“Get me a ‘Cankle’ Candidate”.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(RockThisTown) – “Glamour shot for people who refuse to accept election results.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Brian Brandt) – “The only woman in America that Joe Biden won’t grope.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(RockThisTown) – “Is it just me or does one of those clouds behind her look exactly like Hillary . . . not being President!”
Best Banter Weight:
(Porkopolis) – “Riffing Rosanne Barr: “Does this cape make my fat ass look fat?””
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Joe Biden “Who do I have to blow around here to get that image out of my head””
Best Haiku:
(yetanotherjohn) – “A giant body
A political pygmy
Why talk about her?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
