Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 15, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured “The Look”. So much more impressive than a whiny baby giving a commencement address to a bunch of liberal high schoolers. This is going up early as one of my kids is graduating from college tonight!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Mr. Trump, how long have you worn a thong?

Ever since Melania found a pair in the glove box of my car.

(Vagabond661) – “No thanks. I’m going commando.

2 (Porkopolis) – “The only unmasking story the Main Stream Media will cover.

(Joe_Miller) – ““I guess I should wear a lot of protective gear while I’m tearing Obama a new asshole.”

3) (fustian24) – “Since I’m such a lock for the 2020 election, perhaps we should send the FBI, the NSA, and the CIA after Biden, or is it too early?

I hear there are suspicions that he’s been colluding with the Chinese.

Let’s at least start a dossier!

(RadiCalMan) – “Will you please give that mask to someone where it might do some good? How about shoving it down Nancy’s Throat!

4)(Mary Gehman) – ““What I really need are ear plugs…then maybe I don’t have to hear another word about this fucking virus…”

(DJD60_TX) – “Give that to Biden, he needs to cover his mouth more than anyone I know, especially when he talks!

5) (Rick Adams) – ““No.”

(Olsoljer) – “……it was made in China, and you want me to wear the damn thing?

6) (RockThisTown) – ““Do you expect me to mask?
“No . . . Mr. President. I expect you to get re-elected.”

(Blues Harper) – “You have a better chance of winning the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest than of me wearing that.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““No…. get me my MAGA mask.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(guido81_MA) – “Thank you, but Melania is a D-cup. A HUUUGE, magnificent D- cup. Biggest D-cup anyone’s ever seen…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Aide “Sir this is all that is left of Hillary after she announced her failed 2020 campaign for President. ”
Trump “Is that a mask?”
Aide “no sir apparantly it was her cankle support”

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “It’s actually a handy way to recognize people in public. If they’re wearing a mask, they’re democrats. If they aren’t, they’re republicans.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(retired military) – “Trump “Who do I have to blow around here to get a diamond covered mask?”

Best Haiku:

(EricSteel) – “Trump don’t need a mask
You don’t even need to ask
He is SuperTrump

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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