This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured “The Look”. So much more impressive than a whiny baby giving a commencement address to a bunch of liberal high schoolers. This is going up early as one of my kids is graduating from college tonight!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Mr. Trump, how long have you worn a thong?
Ever since Melania found a pair in the glove box of my car.”
(Vagabond661) – “No thanks. I’m going commando.”
2 (Porkopolis) – “The only unmasking story the Main Stream Media will cover.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““I guess I should wear a lot of protective gear while I’m tearing Obama a new asshole.””
3) (fustian24) – “Since I’m such a lock for the 2020 election, perhaps we should send the FBI, the NSA, and the CIA after Biden, or is it too early?
I hear there are suspicions that he’s been colluding with the Chinese.
Let’s at least start a dossier!”
(RadiCalMan) – “Will you please give that mask to someone where it might do some good? How about shoving it down Nancy’s Throat!”
4)(Mary Gehman) – ““What I really need are ear plugs…then maybe I don’t have to hear another word about this fucking virus…””
(DJD60_TX) – “Give that to Biden, he needs to cover his mouth more than anyone I know, especially when he talks!”
5) (Rick Adams) – ““No.””
(Olsoljer) – “……it was made in China, and you want me to wear the damn thing?”
6) (RockThisTown) – ““Do you expect me to mask?
“No . . . Mr. President. I expect you to get re-elected.””
(Blues Harper) – “You have a better chance of winning the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest than of me wearing that.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – ““No…. get me my MAGA mask.””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(guido81_MA) – “Thank you, but Melania is a D-cup. A HUUUGE, magnificent D- cup. Biggest D-cup anyone’s ever seen…”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Aide “Sir this is all that is left of Hillary after she announced her failed 2020 campaign for President. ”
Trump “Is that a mask?”
Aide “no sir apparantly it was her cankle support””
Best Banter Weight:
(fustian24) – “It’s actually a handy way to recognize people in public. If they’re wearing a mask, they’re democrats. If they aren’t, they’re republicans.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Trump “Who do I have to blow around here to get a diamond covered mask?””
(EricSteel) – “Trump don’t need a mask
You don’t even need to ask
He is SuperTrump”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.