Weekend Caption Contest™ SSD ed. 9.0 Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 9.0 features the two biggest players in #ObamaGate.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “Putting the slapstick in bitch slap.

2) (Par4Course) – “Obama and Biden react to the release of the latest unemployment numbers.

3) (Joe_Miller) – ““Not a smidgen of scandal!”

4)(Rodney G. Graves) – “Cell Mates 2022.

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “I mean, you got the first mainstream Irish-American who is inarticulate and confused and creepy and a decrepit-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

6) (Daniel Drummond) – “Taken 5 minutes before the arrival of the US Marshals and the warrants.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Who do I have to blow around here to get an endorsement?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – “Hey Barack, Tara Reade’s here! Let’s go make a sandwich!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Biden “Do I have a chance to be President?”
Obama “As much of a chance as Hillary. I mean you are still breathing so yeah theoretically it is still possible but my dog is still breathing and he has a better chance than the 2 of you combined. “

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “I bet you Michelle likes it better!!!

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get this sickening smirk off my face?”

Best Haiku:

(EricSteel) – “Barack Obama
Joseph Robinette Biden
Just one President

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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