This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 9.0 features the two biggest players in #ObamaGate.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “Putting the slapstick in bitch slap.”
2) (Par4Course) – “Obama and Biden react to the release of the latest unemployment numbers.”
3) (Joe_Miller) – ““Not a smidgen of scandal!””
4)(Rodney G. Graves) – “Cell Mates 2022.”
5) (yetanotherjohn) – “I mean, you got the first mainstream Irish-American who is inarticulate and confused and creepy and a decrepit-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
6) (Daniel Drummond) – “Taken 5 minutes before the arrival of the US Marshals and the warrants.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(fustian24) – “Who do I have to blow around here to get an endorsement?”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Brian Brandt) – “Hey Barack, Tara Reade’s here! Let’s go make a sandwich!”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Biden “Do I have a chance to be President?”
Obama “As much of a chance as Hillary. I mean you are still breathing so yeah theoretically it is still possible but my dog is still breathing and he has a better chance than the 2 of you combined. “”
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “I bet you Michelle likes it better!!!”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get this sickening smirk off my face?””
Best Haiku:
(EricSteel) – “Barack Obama
Joseph Robinette Biden
Just one President”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
