Wizbang Caption Contest™ SSD ed. 7.0 Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 7.0 reminds us that social distancing protects us all from hair sniffing.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Damn, it’s Cornpop. He’s got me cornered!

(Par4Course) – “Joe reacts to being told his running mate must be Stacey Abrams.

2) (Harry Butts) – ““Joe, if you try to pull that old white liberal ‘talk like a black man’ shtick on me, I’ll bitch slap your demented old ass back to Dover.”

(Joe_Miller) – “Imagine if he were WALKING and trying to chew gum at the same time.

3) (cathymv) – “Mid way through Biden’s interview, his newest face life just gives way….

(rodney dill) – ““Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing hair.”

4)(guido81_MA) – “And nary a coherent sentence was uttered.

(RadiCalMan) – “What do you mean when you say, “What kind of cracker are you?”, I suppose, I’m a Ritz cracker!

5) (Rodney G. Graves) – “The creme of the democratic party…

(retired military) – “Biden “Listen here. I am waiting to get interviewed. Go get me a coffee until the host shows up”

6) (BluesHarper) – “Biden just realized who’s the democrats’ nomination for President.

(RockThisTown) – “‘Joe, I’m going to Reade your fortune with these Tara cards . . . . oops, I mean predict your future with these Tarot cards.’

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to: (TIE)

(yetanotherjohn) – “Cream of the crap.


(Mary Gehman) – ““Gee…his hair smells awful…”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Tawana go out for ribs or chicken?”.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “And if Hillary were here we would have a total of 8 failed presidential runs for the three people who would never be President.

Best Banter Weight:

(Patrick Mc_Hargue) – “Wait. What?

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Brian Brandt) – “Kamala: Who do I have to blow around here to get picked Vice President?
Willie: Me!
Sharpton: And then me!
Joe: And then . . . and then . . . Hey Jill! I need some help in here!

Best/Only Haiku:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Hillary not here
Two old fools instead of her
None will be the prez

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 7.0