This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ pretty much captures life in America at the moment. It did provide us a break from the Vermin Series of contest caption photos over the last month.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – ““It’s perfectly fine, officers . . . I’m undocumented.”
Cops: “Oh, in that case, carry on & don’t forget to vote.””
(rodney dill) – “Release the joke crackin’”
2) (BluesHarper) – ““Stay back or honest to God I’ll sneeze.””
(Mike) – ““I’m Aquaman. I AM sheltering in place!””
3) (Rick Adams) – ““I’m out flattening my curves.””
(fustian24) – “I’m sorry sir. Unless you’re a celebrity or a politician, the beaches are closed!”
4)(Joe_Miller) – ““Barbra Streisand called and said you’re trespassing in her ocean.””
(guido81_MA) – “If everybody had an ocean
Across COVID USA
Then everybody’d be busted
Like Californ-i-a
You’d see em wearing their handcuffs
Orange jumpsuits too
Doin’ six months hard labor
Serfdom USA”
5) (Patrick McHargue) – “I come from Atlantis, on the hidden continent of Eel, with evidence about Hillary Clin… Wait! Don’t shoot!”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Look, this isn’t the cops best side and the man in the water is no bathing beauty, but you have to admit, everyone looks better than Monday’s picture.”
6) (Yooper) – “California Governor Gavin Newsom is going to have us fill this in now.”
(Paul Hooson) – “A fine example of the North American Potbelly?”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(fustian24) – “Well, technically officer, I’m not ON the beach…”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Wanna see my ‘Privates of the Caribbean’…???””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Cop on left “You realize we could be arresting the next President of the US”
Cop on right “Well it wont be Hillary that is for sure””
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “ew…”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(cathymv) – “Mall Cop Blart: Who do I have to blow around here to get a desk job!!”
Best Haiku:
(Brian Brandt) – “Warm ocean currents.
Is solitude in the waves?
No, you are busted.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
