This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 6.0 could be used today and you would barely know the difference. Imagine it with Tapper thinking, “Oh no. Did she really just say ‘Joe being Joe?'”
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““So…what are you wearing, Jake, from Snake Farm…???””
(fustian24) – “A caller asked about Biden’s sexual assault charge and they both froze up.
Going on 5 minutes now!”
2) (Olsoljer) – “Tapper finds out the scarf keeps the “evidence” from staining her blue dress.”
(RockThisTown) – “Fake Yapper and . . . . well, Fake Yapper”
3) (yetanotherjohn) – “See, you can put lipstick on a pig.”
(retired military) – “Jake Tapper and Nancy Pelosi have no comment on the rumor that Kim Jong Il was getting ready to release damning information against Hillary Clinton”
4)(patriciamcc) – “The moment Jake Tapper realizes that the party for which he has been a lifelong activist is led by morons.”
(EricSteel) – “Uglier than a three legged trash panda.”
5) (Porkopolis) – “Botoxic”
(Joe_Miller) – “Wasn’t this an episode of The Twilight Zone?”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “Hey Jake, you can come over anytime and share a “lovey dovey” bar with me!”
(Paul Hooson) – “Sometimes heaven’s missing angel. But, this time a cathedral is missing a gargolye…”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(cathymv) – “Visual proof that zombies do exist!!!!”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Brian Brandt) – “Tapper? Damn right I would!”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Rodney G. Graves) – “Not shown were the two runner’s up, she who will never be Governor of Georgia and she who will never be President of the United States.”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “…or the south end of a northbound Hillary.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(cathymv) – “Jake: who do I have to blow around here to not have to interview the crypt keeper anymore??
Wait? Do I hear Hillary screaming???”
(Mike) – “There once was a sad broadcaster,
Who talked to our own Lady Astor.
The questions he asked
Weren’t up to the task
As his words were all flying just past her!”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.