Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 5.0 Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 5.0 highlights one of the greatest moments of liberal elitist tone deafness that we’ve seen in quite awhile.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Porkopolis) – “Häagen-Dazed And Confused

(Joe_Miller) – “I’d leave more captions, but that picture scares me.

2) (Rick Adams) – ““I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

(Blues Harper) – “Non-Essential

3) (EricSteel) – “And this is the Orange Man Bad Chocolate covered Dreamsicle.

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Let them eat ice cream.

4)(Par4Course) – “With millions of dollars, a $24,000 fridge and loads of gourmet ice cream, this social distancing thing isn’t so hard.

(rodney dill) – “Proof that the Coronavirus panic came from an old bat.

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Nancy enjoys the personal blend of ice cream Ben and Jerry have made for her “Rich bitch Political Niche” … it is made up mostly of fruits, nuts and flakes.

(RockThisTown) – “Pelosi sure knows how to relate to us common folk.

(retired military) – “Reporter “Ms Pelosi. What do you say to Americans who are out of work and struggling to pay bills?”
Pelosi “What can I say? More $12 a pint ice cream for me”

6) (RadiCalMan) – “The old Republicans used to say “A chicken in every pot”, well I’m here to announce the new Democratic promise… “Dove bars in every freezer”!

(fustian24) – “If Covid-19 looked like a person, this is what it would look like.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s called ‘the hammer and the cream-sickle’…”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “With that approximation of a smile on her face we have a pretty good idea where the gavel has gone.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “…and here we have one half of the famed singing duet We Will Never Be President. Hillary was not available for this photo as she was having her cookie eaten by Huma.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “I just hope there’s a new haiku category. Hey, if we can have the ‘Who do I have to blow . . .’

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Who do I have to blow to get some non-emergency, elective surgery, Botox injections around here?’.

Best Haiku:

(fustian24) – “Nancy is frosty.
Is it the ice cream they asked?
Nope. She just a c#nt.

AND

(yetanotherjohn) – “sí, se puede she says
but Joe walks in dementia
wizbang awards me?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing edition 5.0