Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing edition 5.0

It’s Monday which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 5.0.
Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Thursday…unless Tom Wolf decides that posting on a conservative website isn’t social distancy enough for him and sends out the National Guard.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 5.0 Winners
Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners April 19, 2020