Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 1 Winners , March 26, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 1 was another smashing success. Since there were so many great captions (and you all have no where to go right now), make sure to read through all the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “As Biden told the story later on the campaign trail. “I sprung into action immediately to protect my wife and the others on the stage!”

“ Who wants to see me to do push-ups!”

(yetanotherjohn) – “When lying dog faced pony soldiers attack.

2) (cathymv) – “even leftists hate leftists

(Eric Steel) – “Jill, don’t have a cow, man.

3) (Paul Hooson) – ““Today on Jerry Springer, “Senile Presidential Candidates And The Second Wives That Defend Them”…”.

(Vagabond661) – “Celebrity Death Match 2020

4) (Brian Brandt) – “She pulled her hand out of the sock puppet’s butt long enough to fend off the attack.

(Raaron) – ““Jill does her level best to protect another innocent from the Biden scratch and sniff experience ..”

5) (Par4Course) – “An undercover Secret Service agent dressed like Dr. Jill Biden (our next Surgeon General) goes after disruptive protestors.

(Joe_Miller) – “In a pinch, protest placards make passable toilet paper.

6) (Harry Butts) – “Keep that EEG machine away from my meal ticket!

(Porkopolis) – “Badass Visiting Angel

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “That is neither social nor distant…


(Mary Gehman) – “Cunt Fight at the Not-So-OK Corral? (God, I hate myself…ew…)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “Joe: “Go ahead, fist her, fist her.”
Jill: “Joe, that doesn’t mean what you think it means.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “Like I’ve got any room at all to talk about being lady-like… 🙂

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(rodney dill) – ““C’mon Jill, She only asked who she had to blow to forward her agenda.”

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