Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 21, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ continued our demonstration that quarantines are associated with a large increase in contest comments. Interpret this as you will.
**A shout out to yetanotherjohn: Thanks to your suggestion we will have a weekly caption contest tomorrow to help with the vast excitement brought into our lives by sitting in our houses all day.**

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “No one laughed at my Coronavirus joke . . . but eventually everyone got it.

(Mary Gehman) “Wuhan Flu Over The Cuckoos Nest (aka: Trump’s hair)…

(cathymv) – “Watch the media lose their shit when Trump says :Chinese Virus”

2) (RockThisTown) – ““Dr. Fauci, Andrew Gillum wants to know if meth is good for treating coronavirus . . . “

(Par4Course) – ““You might want to quarantine yourself by pulling up your zipper.”

(Mike) – ““Just remember, it’s ‘corona virus eradication’, not ‘kung flu fighting’!

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Trump: Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire off six zingers or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being that I’m the President of the United States of America, the most powerful man in the world and would mock your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

(Retired military) – “Trump “I bet I can get the dems to be totally against rapid testing and treatment options for the Corona virus”
Pence “That will never happen”
Trump “Here hold my coke”

(Joe_Miller) – ““Why isn’t he wearing pants?”

4) (Patrick_McHargue) – “(*cough, cough*)

(rodney dill) – ““I need to cough, let me pretend I’m whispering to you.”

(Brian Brandt) – “Hey, there’s Rachel Maddow in the first row. Go cough on her.

5) (fustian24) – “So… you’re saying that grabbing all those pussies has given him some kind of super-immune system?

(Porkopolis) – “Pence: “You may want to shield your eyes. Trump is winding-up for another ‘Jim Acosta Bitch Slapping’ “.

(Eric Steel) – “Psst, got any good stock tips?

6) (Paul Hooson) – “Coronavirus? Another thing made in China that sucks…

(Kenny Moore) – “Xi Jinping promised us supplies. We sent our people to collect, he jumped out from behind a tree and yelled “Supplies!”.

(DJD60_TX) – ““When do we tell them the virus shows up only in places visited by Hunter Biden?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – ““He’s announcing that Romney is the new ambassador to China.”” (Thank you, everyone!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “Well, Mrs. Pence at any rate, is really looking forward to some stimulus!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Last night, I said an extra little prayer of thanks that Hillary wasn’t president during this crisis.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “That’s not a supermarket. That’s the Detroit Lion’s trophy case.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Who do you have to blow, in a full hazmat suit, of course, wearing kneepads, in the event of soil contamination, to get some toilet paper around here?”.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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