Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 6, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ made me want to throw out every light blue shirt my husband owns. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “What do you call 2 democratic politicians and 50 MSM sycophants eating at a restaurant?
If you are a waitress – No Tip.

(Par4Course) – “Democrats elated at the thought their party will likely nominate a moron rather than a Marxist.

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Yes, we’ll have three daily specials and a happy meal.

(EricSteel) – “In the video the girl is blinking Morse code for Stranger Danger.

3) (Rick Adams) – ““Why don’t you just take a seat over there.”

(guido81_MA) – “Joe Biden meets Corn Pop’s granddaughter, Jiffy Pop.

4) (Paul Hooson) – “The only guy in the world that can possibly sound determined and angry while calling someone, “A Wookie-loving, serial teabagging, former postal worker, now unemployed, but supposedly looking for work, but, instead, spending days at home masturbating the bedsheets, but, taking time off in the afternoon, watching ELLEN, then shopping at Walmart, then buying a cheap set of tires, when he could have bought better for $20 more a tire, pony soldier”.

More amazing yet? Some voters buy it…

(yetanotherjohn) – “Whatamaroon at Whataburger.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Date night with the “has been” and the “never was”.

(Joe_Miller) – “Bloomberg’s actually sitting right behind Beto.

6) (DJD60_TX) – “Not pictured: President of the United States, now or ever.

(rodney dill) – ““Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing hair.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Good thing Biden was able to catch Beto on his break!

Honorable Mention(s):

(Wild_Willie) – ““So little girl, you like candy?”

(Porkopolis) – “Table 15?…Table 15…Your order of 3 bat soups and 1 chicken nuggets is ready for pickup.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Vagabond661) – “Date night

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “The lengths to which the dhimmocrat machine will go to make it’s base think wistfully of she who is not and never will be President of these United States.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “you know that neither beto or joe have ever seen that word, said that word or would ever know the meaning of that word!!

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get some Malarkey?”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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