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18-Year-Old SUV Driver Deliberately Runs Over Four Teens On Sidewalk

By Bill Galluccio, iHEART Radio

Four teenagers were injured when an 18-year-old driver intentionally ran them over as they were walking on the sidewalk in Burlingame, California. Two of the victims suffered serious injuries and were taken to Stanford Hospital, while the other two teens were taken to a different hospital with less severe injuries.

The SUV driver, identified as Omeed Adibi, struck a fire hydrant after he mowed them down.

The assailant then fled on foot but was captured nearby.

We are very glad indeed that we are out of there.

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