This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demonstrates the clever use of camera angle to gloss over some candidates’…shortcomings. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – “The MAGA-nificent Seven…because nothing guarantees a Trump win like these guys!”
(Joe_Miller) – “Welcome to the new season of America Lacks Talent!”
(yetanotherjohn) – “(sigh) At least useful idiots are, you know, useful.”
2) (cathymv) – “The 7 whoresmen of the Apocalypse: pestilence, war, famine, socialism, dependence, oppression and death,”
(guido81_MA) – “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Super Delegates want a brokered convention”
(fustian24) – “The dems have a deep bench this year…
Of idiot, socialist tools.”
3) (Porkopolis) – “CBS series spin-off: Socialist Survivor”
(Mike) – “The Dwarfs are here. Where’s Snow White??”
(Retired military) – “The new Village People needed singing lessons but at least they had the fake indian and the gay guy right.”
4) (rodney dill) – “When life gives you lemons….. Hold another Democratic Presidential Candidate Debate.”
(Kenny Moore) – “I know! I know! Instead of trying to have a meaningful dialogue – we always fail at that anyway – let’s just scream at each other.”
(Par4Course) – “Kiss this crap goodbye
The pandering and lying
We did what we had to do
Can’t forget, should regret
What we did for votes.”
5) (DJD60_TX) – “A bigger threat to America than anything from China”
(Rick Adams) – “Red white and blue color scheme? Check. American flags? Whoa whoa whoa, slow your roll, dude, let’s not get too carried away…”
(Vagabond661) – “Survivor 2020: In a room full of clowns, you go for the juggler.”
6) (Raaron) – “‘Witness the traditional native dance of my people…’. E. Warren..””
(EricSteel) – “This is Clinton, yes Hillary Clinton. I would like to make a dinner reservation for seven.”
(Brian Brandt) – “They’re starting to win me over. We all get free stuff and some rich guy will pay for it.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(RockThisTown) – “Warren shows how she can put her best moccasin forward.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “If this gig doesn’t work out, then Elizabeth Warren might just do “granny porn”. But, who wants to watch a movie called “Poke-A-Hontas”…”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “I don’t know what is going on if you had Hillary into the mix they will be known as the Hateful Eight Who Will Never Be President.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Harry Butts) – “It’s just a jump to the far left
Cause they’re racist on the right
Put your hands on your hips
And call them “racist” all night
But it’s the Medicare for all thrust
That really drives ’em insane
Let’s do the Marx warp again!”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Blues Harper) – “Who do you have to blow around here to get this off the air?”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
