Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 21, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the train wreck that is the Democrat field. It was fun watching them finally go after each other. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Warren beat him up so bad he had to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

(guido81_MA) – “Sanders: “Bread lines are a GOOD thing!”
Warren: “But only if the bread is FREE!”
Bloomberg: “But only if I can limit the size of the bread!”

2) (RockThisTown) – “We know money can’t buy height, and it can’t buy personality or charisma. But it could’ve bought a debate coach.

(Joe_Miller) – ““That’s Bloomberg’s live-in girlfriend. I did her.”

3) (DJD60_TX) – ““That tall guy in the black cloak with the scythe? yeah, he’s a Bernie Bro”

(Par4Course) – “Bernie Sanders points out to Pocahantas the huge pile of cash Mini Mike has offered them to drop out of the race.

4) (Retired military) – “I’m not sure what is going on here but I am sure it will be followed by rave reviews from the MSM praising the subjects brilliance, depth of caring and if confronted about the shallowness and incorrectness of the subjects talking points will somehow find a way to blame Trump.

(rodney dill) – ““Tell him if he takes Viagra he’ll grow taller.”

5) (cathymv) – “Well, this certainly put me off the throuple craze..

(Blues Harper) – “Two stupid or too stupid?

6) (Kenny Moore) – “He’s not one of us. He worked hard, built businesses, earned his wealth, provides jobs for thousands, and led New York back from disaster to law and order and prosperity. He doesn’t even pretend to be a victim. How is he even allowed on this stage?

(RadiCalMan) – “I am the great mini Mike, I’ll give each of you a million dollars, just to make me look GOOD!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Lizzie Warren’s battle-axe
gave Bernie Sanders 40 whacks…
And, when she saw what she had done
She gave Bloomberg 41!”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Paul Hooson) – “Two people who have never owned a business telling someone who owns one how to run one…

(Wild_Willie) – ““Elizabeth, if you look real close over there, you’ll find a clue.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Vagabond661) – ““And then Biden said, ‘Smell my finger’.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “If only we had Hillary here, we could have the ‘Mount Rushmore’ of ‘Never be president’.

Best Banter Weight:

(Raaron) – “‘Isn’t he a little short for a Storm Trooper?’

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(fustian24) – “Who do I have to blow around here to get advance copies of the questions?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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