Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 14, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success-much more so than the woman pictured. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “Fresh from the Trail of Tears Donut Shoppe… enjoy!

(Patrick_McHargue) – “I took these from someone else. Feel free to eat some!

2) (Harry Butts) – “Senator Warren holds an analogy of her campaign – a half empty cardboard box only half-filled with unhealthy and empty calories.

(Retired military) – “Warren “You know, I think I will have a beer with my donuts. Honey would you like a beer as well?”

3) (guido81_MA) – “Liz Warren offers a “Socialist Dozen”.

(rodney dill) – “These are the Donots…. Do not vote for Klobuchar, Do not vote for Buttigieg, Do not vote for Joe….

4) (fustian24) – “Hell, she’s got more donuts than voters!

(Kenny Moore) – “The glazed pair wonderfully with white whine.

5) (Brian Brandt) – “Elizabeth Warren: Nancy Pelosi without the charm.

(Mike) – ““Deep fried in grease. Speaking of Greece, have you seen my economic policies?”

6) (DJD60_TX) – “I got the idea from my grandma. I use sweets to catch voters, she used a house made of candy to catch kids.

(Olsoljer) – ““…….. these are what my ancestors called “fry bread”. it’s a very old tradition.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “Glazed and confused.

Honorable Mention(s):

(yetanotherjohn) – “Senator, this isn’t what I meant when I suggested you do some donuts in the parking lot.

(EricSteel) – “Vote for me and you can have a doughnut.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(cathymv) – “Being the woke leftist feminist she is… they are no longer called donuts…. they are dovaginas

(Vagabond661) – “Warren: “Joe Biden provided the creme filling.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Fauxcahontas deals evil carbohydrates. But at least the dowager duchess of chappaqua is neither on hand nor in the White House.

Best Banter Weight:

(Par4Course) – “These are DOUGH-nuts and Liz is running out of DOUGH. Coinsidence?

“Best” “Who Do I Have To Blow…” Award:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get a ‘Bear Claw’? It is an ancient Native American name after all…”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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