This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was thankfully of a world leader and not a bug-eyed Stalin wannabe, an angry teenage pawn, or any one of the left’s sundowning brigade. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RadiCalMan) – “Let the Roaring Twenty’s begin!”
(Mary Gehman) – ““I’d like to teach the world to sing…my praises in harmony…
I’d like to mold it in my hands…into another Trump company…
I’d like to see the world for once…all cheering on my plans…
And hear them echo through the hills…’We like his orange tan’…
(That’s the song I’d hear)…””
2) (Rodney G. Graves) – “All the economic miracle workers of the G20 on one stage.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme economic power just because some 16-year old drop out tart threw a tantrum at you.”
3) (fustian24) – “Just a quick word to the folks back home…
Remember, a Trump presidency is all that’s keeping Harry and Megyn in Canada and away from us!”
(cathymv) – “What we need here….. is more cowbell!!!!”
4) (Par4Course) – “Just in case -does anyone know where I can buy some pikes?”
(guido81_MA) – “You people sicken me.”
5) (Rick Adams) – ““Chanel Soleil Tan De Chanel Bronzing Makeup Base. Next question.””
(EricSteel) – “Greta Thunberg vs. Make America Great Again”
6) (Porkopolis) – “Jim Acosta:
President Trump, do you want to take back your attack on Congressmen Schiff and Nadler describing them as “sleaze-bags”?
Trump::
Yeah…My Bad…I meant scum-bags.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““1/53rd of California’s House delegation is this Intelligence Committee chairman.”
“Who is Pencil Neck Geek, Alex?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – “So I told Mitch, I want to start off the State of the Union with a Joke about how stupid the House of Representives is. Mitch says, “The whole House is going to be there, do you really want to do that?” and I says back, “You’re right, I’m not going to have time to explain the joke 435 times.””
Honorable Mention(s):
(DJD60_TX) – “Just to be clear: If you check the ownership on your economic futures, you’ll see ‘Trump’ on all of them.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““Dems a lot of candidates!”.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(fustian24) – “Chicks dig me. What can I say?
Whereas you are to “popular” what Hillary is to “leggy”!”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “Trump “The US economy is doing great. And you love it because all of the democrats can keep on voting to give you billions in foreign aid so you can give their kids cushy do nothing jobs paying lots of money. Just think. If Hillary were President we wouldn’t be able to afford to give you squat and she would be bombing the shit out of any country that refused to pay her off”
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – ““I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six UN people or only five, and to tell you the truth, amidst all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. And seeing as this is the U.S economy, the most powerful economic engine in the world and would blow your GDP clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question, do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?””
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
