Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 27, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ helps us wrap up the old year and revel in the fact that we don’t have four newborns in the house. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “It’s The Squad Starter Set. If you think they’re fussy now, just wait…

(EricSteel) – “You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Because Santa Claus came nine months ago

2) (Brian Brandt) – “There’s a guy outside with a beard and a yamaka . . . and he has a knife.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Obviously all four must be girls. Everyone knows there is no male delivery on Christmas.

3) (Mary Gehman) – “We could name the three boys Gaspar, Melchior and Balthazar…but what to name the little girl…how about Mary Christmas?!?!

(Rodney G Graves) – “Yes my child, you deprived us of Christmas, and now you shall have the perpetual choice of Christmas or Birthday….

4) (RockThisTown) – “Even Santa production is up under the Trump administration. Is there anything the man can’t do?

(Rick Adams) – “Johnson Farms mistletoe… it really works!™

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Meet Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe!

(Mike) – “Santa recruits his elves younger every year!

6) (DJD60_TX) – “The Democrats’ strategy committee meets in executive session

(Porkopolis) – “Elf-on-a-shelf production line.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Just for fun, they lined up all of Hunter Biden’s bastard children.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Not featured here? John McCain…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “The two babies on the left (democrats naturally) hear that Hillary is running for President again.
The two babies on the right (republicans) sleep peacefully dreaming that it is so as it never gets old watching her lose.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Don’t make a mountain out of a moyhel.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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