Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 6, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ had people working overtime writing captions. Storybook, man! There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “The Gaffinator

(Rick Adams) – “Madame Tussauds does good work.

(Retired military) – “Same shit different day

2) (Par4Course) – ““What does it mean when people say I’m giraffe-prone?”

(Mary Gehman) – ““I am the poster child for age limits and term limits! I… AM…THE…TERM(LIMIT)-INATOR!!

(cathymv) – “Get off my lawn you little bastards!!!

3)(Wild_Willie) – ““Yes, I plagiarized, but only from the best.”

(Joe_Miller) – ““Bite my finger!”

(Porkopolis) – “Anticipating that Biden would be talking out of both sides of his mouth, the audio technician set up two microphones.

4) (RockThisTown) – ““I say we eliminate the electoral college & make it a push-up contest!”

(Brett Buck) – “An exclusive still from Joe Biden’s audition for the role of The Joker in “The Dark Knight”. He didn’t get the part – “too frightening”, said director Christopher Nolan.

(Olsoljer) – ““Corn Pop is going to Epstein you.”

5) (guido81_MA) – “Look, fat, Fixodent and forget it! Got me? And that ain’t no malarky, Jack. Or do you wanna step outside, chump? Come on, man, you’ll be pickin’ my blonde leg hairs out of your teeth, tubby…..Hold me back, large contingent of heavily armed Secret Service, hold me back!

(fustian24) – “And if I get elected, I’ll be looking into whether Neil Kinnock has written any new speeches for the inauguration!

(914) – ““Rub My legs and pull My finger!”

6) (Paul Hooson) – “And, this guy leads Michael Bloomberg in the polls?

(Brian Brandt) – “Hey, you there fat boy! No malarkey! Cut out the fiddle-faddle, by cracky! You and your hooey! Dagnabbit! So’s your ol’ man! Why I oughtta . . . Limmy at ‘im! Limmy at ‘im!

(RadiCalMan) – “I just want to assure everyone that whatever wacky leftist idea you can come up with, I’m all in!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Harry Butts) – ““It’s only legal when a Democrat does it.”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Yooper) – “The Joker is real ! ! Does that mean Batman is President?

(Mike) – “Why so serious?

(DJD60_TX) – “Joe celebrates too much, and ends up Schiff-faced.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I like my women like my scotch … 12 years old.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I think Hillary would double her chances of being president if she wore that tuxedo … of course two times zero is still zero.

Best Banter Weight:

(Par4Course) – “And Joe’s almost as coherent as Ozzy.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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