Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 29, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ rounds out a great holiday weekend. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Hillary woulda been here today except she lost and she hates you guys, anyway.

2) (Par4Course) – “Trump: “And then Al Bagdadi says: ‘Is it just me or do you hear a dog barking?'”

3) (RadiCalMan) – “You guys Keep America Great!

4) (Mike) – “I’m married to a gorgeous, sexy woman. I’m president of the United State. And I live rent free in the heads of every liberal in the Western world…what’s not to smile about?

5) (rodney dill) – “Yea, I didn’t pardon the two turkeys this year, Schiff and Pelosi.

6) (cathymv) – “YEAH…… i’m not tired of winning yet either!!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rick Adams) – ““Wipe out ISIS? You mean, like, with a cloth?”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Harry Butts) – “Yeah, I’m not that chickenshit tosser who honored a deserter; I support real soldiers who kill terrorists and protect the innocent.

(Joe_Miller) – “Tickling your Commander in Chief can get you a dishonorable discharge, but probably not from this guy.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““So…for the record…is this scene a ‘bag of dicks’ or ‘swingin’ dicks’…I am always confused which one I’m in…”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks.
Thanks that Hillary isn’t president.
Thanks that Trump is president.
Thanks that we have non-snowflakes in uniform to protect the country.

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “Al Baghdadi reminds us that Epstein didn’t kill himself either!

Most Dedicated Typing Out of Numerous Long Military Themed Jokes

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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