Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 22, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ presented two reasons for the House impeachment farce. If Biden and Sanders are two of the DNC front runners, the party needs a whole bunch of squirrels. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “Somewhere today, two villages are missing their idiots.

(Brian Brandt) – “Bernie: And as president I promise . . . yada, yada . . . blah, blah . . .
Biden thought bubble: Never fear, Captain Kirk, I have the helm! Scotty! More power! Warp speed! Varoom! Varoom!

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Proof that two half wits does not equal one wit.

(Rick Adams) – “Behold, Joseph Snootyborn of House Biden, the Unlearnt, sniffer of young girls and Father of Hunter.

3) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Hey! Watch where you’re pointing that socialism thing! Gonna’ blow someone’s head off!

(guido81_MA) – “From two of the smallest states in America come two of the smallest men in America.

4) (rodney dill) – ““I will defeat you with my Ukraine Kung Fu.”

(Retired military) – “Bernie is so far left that even Biden is to his right.

5) (Mike) – “The line for bread starts over there!

(Mary Gehman) – “Stand-up Comedy just can’t compete with the Democratic Debates anymore. They just re-air them now on SNL as-is…

6) (Vagabond661) – “Get off our lawn!!!

(Paul Hooson) – ““Let me introduce youze to my express lane dummy, here…”.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (TIE):

(fustian24) – “Well, while in office, I’ve only stolen enough for three modest homes. This bastard and his coked-up son have stolen hundreds of millions!
(Joe_Miller) – “Who Swalwelled?

Honorable Mention(s):

(EricSteel) – ““I say, don’t listen to him, he’s just an old Swallwell.”

(Par4Course) – “Bernie fires straight at Biden with his finger gun but sadly misses.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(DJD60_TX) – ““I’m America’s proctologist, and Biden’s America’s douche.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Like Hillary Clinton, two more leftists that will never be President

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “…and this is the finger I still use to dial my rotary phone…

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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