Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 18, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was especially rich in great captions. Nothing like watching a stunt by the corruptocrats crash and burn so magnificently. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Wild_Willie) – ““The music stopped. Sorry you’re out.”

(yetanotherjohn) – “Nancy finally realizes her place tag read “Bitch”.

2) (Porkopolis) – “Trump Derangement Syndrome:

See your doctor if you’re standing erect at a sit-down meeting for more than four hours.

(RockThisTown) – ““My name is Pelosi Galore”
Every man in the room: “I must be having a nightmare.”

3) (Brian Brandt) – “Sit down, Nancy. Tulsi Gabbard is not a Russian agent. As hot as a Russian bride, maybe, but definitely not an agent.

(fustian24) – “That finger represent your IQ or the number of states you guys expect to win in 2020?

4) (Rodney G Graves) – “Nancy, sit down and shut up until your district is no longer swimming in humane urine and feces.

(Harry Butts) – ““Third-rate politician?! I’m clearly a second-rate politician, Mr. President, just with a third-rate intellect… wait, that came out wrong.”

5) (RadiCalMan) – ““Quid pro quo?”, “Quid pro quo?”, I’ll give you a “Quid pro quo”, Nancy!” “According to recent reports, Hunter Biden, in five years on the Burisma Board, never went to the Ukraine and can’t even point it out on a map!”

(Mary Gehman) – ““What’s the matter, Nancy…you can’t sit down because you’ve got your panties in a wad???”

6) (Olsoljer) – ““………..you’re not even from earth! We have 3 witnesses who saw you land in Area 51 who will testify you came out of a space ship. Nadler claims you anally probed him, and Schiffler has the proof. You WILL be impeached or my name is not…….ummm……errr…(WTF Is my name?)”

(Paul Hooson) – “Friends don’t let friends Botox?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – ““Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to stalk out in a preplanned ‘spontaneous’ gesture, screech to the press corps who just ‘happen’ to be waiting outside, and then look like an idiot tomorrow when the ceasefire is announced….Wait, what was that last part?”” (Thanks, everyone!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Rick Adams) – “Nevertheless, she existed.

(guido81_MA) – “Mr. President, I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.

Unless your offer involves you and Schumer standing upside-down with your heads in a bucket of piranha fish, I’m pretty sure I can refuse.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – ““If you’d remove that gavel from your ass you’d be able to sit down.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “I promise you, that woman, HIllary Clinton, will never be President, You can bank on that!

Best Banter Weight:

(Joe_Miller) – “It removes wrinkles in the brain too!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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