Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 11, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reinforces what we already knew: Sloppy Joe Biden can’t find a clue. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “I can see Ukraine from my house.

(yetanotherjohn) – “He can’t even do a face palm right.

2) (guido81_MA) – “Keeping a watch out for Hillary’s Assassin Suicide Squad. Hillary’s A.S.S. should be pretty easy to see coming, but it does seem to sneak up on you when you’re not looking.

(Brian Brandt) – “Damn! I forgot my MADA hat.

3) (cathymv) – “Watching another Presidential campaign slipping away

(Retired military) – “Biden “..and then there was the time that I got fired from a job because I was pregnant”
Reporter “Are you sure you want to go with that?”
Biden “Of course, it’s the truth. I double eagle scout swear”

4) (Rick Adams) – “Looking backwards and to the left.

(DJD60_TX) – ““I told you President Obama supports me. I can see him right over there giving me the #1 sign.

Strange, he’s using a different finger, but I’m sure he means Biden is #1”

5) (Mike) – “Smoke signal say…
“Fauxcahontas…
will…
settle…
for…
Veep!”

(RadiCalMan) – “Who’s draining the swamp? Don’t they need to get an environmental impact statement or sumthin’?

6) (BluesHarper) – “Maybe if I make like an Indian – it worked for Warren.

(fustian24) – “He’s a helmet away from going the full Dukakis.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “So, just how full of shit are you?

Honorable Mention(s):

(RockThisTown) – “Joe’s always on the lookout for plagiarism opportunities.

(Joe_Miller) – ““The plastic surgeon said I need to hold my forehead until the scars heal. Otherwise it’ll fall over my nose and I won’t be able to breathe.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – “There is nothing a guy won’t do forehead…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(EricSteel) – “Joe, “I look back and see a long line of Presidents, but I will never see Hillary Clinton in that line.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “You’re right…with Joe, I could have said “Who do I have to sniff to get some aspirin around here.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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