Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 4, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out another great round of captions. Sorry the results were late-I’ll just get the House Dems to declare Tuesday is Sunday and everything will be cool. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – ““We’ve got him for sure this time! As soon as the rocket skates arrive from Acme, we’ll be all set!”

(Wild_Willie) – “Dumb and Dumber III

2) (Joe_Miller) – ““I’ve got iron-clad evidence of Trump committing treason. It’s right here in my butt. Wait til I pull it out.”

(RockThisTown) – “Consult your physician for electile dysfunction lasting longer than 4 years.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “After careful deliberation we have decided to prosecute Trump based on the transcript I made up, rather than what he actually said.

(Mary Gehman) – ““As far as we are concerned, Trump is on ‘double-secret probation’…”

4) (Rodney G Graves) – “That moment when Speaker Pelosi realizes she bet her party’s future on an imbecile…

(rodney dill) – “Impeaches and Scream

5) (Ken Black) – ““I’m practicing for my Saturday Night live debut.”

(Brian Brandt) – “You know how to be a whistle blower, don’t you, Nancy? You just put your lips together and blow.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. With the botox you can’t do that.

6) (Mike) – ““Everybody simmer down! The finger puppet reenactment of the Trump Ukrainian phone call will begin in fifteen minutes!”

(914) – “There is no lesser of these 2 evils!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Biden won’t be joining us unless we hire his son.

Honorable Mention(s):

(guido81_MA) – “And then Trump said, “Ya gonna do what I want, see. Yeahhh, yeahhh, where’s your Ukraine nowww, see? Ya gonna help me frame that innocent chump Biden, see. Or it’s coitains for you and your lousy Ukraine, see. Don’t call me til ya do, see. Yeahhh, yeahhhh, see.”

(Olsoljer) – “Yes we threw him into the briar patch, that should be the end of him!. ……….What?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Moe!Larry!TheCheese!) – “Schiff-head: “.. and then Trump said to the president of Ukraine, ‘I’ll wear my little sailor suit and we can take turns banging Melania and Ivanka…”
Pelousy thought bubble: “I believe every word he’s saying. I believe every word he’s saying. I believe every word he’s saying.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Schiff “And to head our investigation we have named someone who is an expert in how corruption is wielded like a club in DC. Please welcome Hillary Clinton, who we know will never be President and so is the perfect person to lead this probe.”

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “Just add Hillary and you have the Trifecta of Totalitarian Traitors

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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