Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of September 27, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another YUGE success. It was nice to have some humor as the left trots out another round of Faux-Outrage-Impeachment-Theater. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (BluesHarper) – “Trump doesn’t need glasses – he’s got 2020. (I stole this from…, I can’t remember?)

(cathymv) – “Michelle… is that your microphone…. or are you just happy to see me!!

2) (fustian24) – “Second try:
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Trump: I wish to complain about this Hillary candidate what the DNC is proposing again in 2020.

DNC: Oh yes, the, uh, the Chapaqua Blue…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with her?

Trump: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with her, my lad. ‘She’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with her!

DNC: No, no, ‘she’s uh,…she’s resting.

Trump: Look, matey, I know a dead campaign when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

DNC: No no it’s not dead, she’s, she’s restin’! Remarkable candidate, the Chapaqua Blue, idn’she, ay? Beautiful cankles!

Trump: The cankles don’t enter into it. She’s stone dead.

DNC: Nononono, no, no! ‘She’s resting!

Trump: All right then, if she’s restin’, I’ll wake her up! (shouting at the cage) ‘Ello, Mrs Clinton!
I’ve got a lovely fresh donation for your Foundation for you if you show..

(DNC hits the candidate)

DNC: There, she moved!

Trump: No, she didn’t, that was you hitting the candidate!

DNC: I never!!

Trump: Yes, you did!

DNC: I never, never did anything…

Trump: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) ‘ELLO Hillary!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your six o’clock martini call!

(Takes Hillary off of the stage and thumps her head on the podium.)

Trump: Now that’s what I call a dead candidate.

DNC: No, no…..No, ‘she’s stunned!

Trump: STUNNED?!?

DNC: Yeah! You stunned her, just as she was wakin’ up! Chapaqua Blues stun easily, major.

Trump: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That campaign is definitely deceased, and when I ran against her not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that her total lack of movement was due to her bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged campaign.

DNC: Well, she’s…she’s, ah…probably pining for the swamps.

Trump: PININ’ for the SWAMPS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did she fall flat on her back the moment I got here?

DNC: The Chapaqua Blue prefers keepin’ her’s back! Remarkable candidate, id’nit, squire? Lovely cankles!

Trump: Look, I took the liberty of examining that candidate when I got it here, and I discovered the only reason that she had been standing at the podium in the first place was that she had been NAILED there.

DNC: Well, we’d better replace her, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I’ve had a look ’round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of Clintons.

Trump: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Owner: (pause) I got a fake Indian.

Trump: All right then.

(DJD60_TX) – ““This time they got me, huh?

“Hillary taunted me, now she’s gone.

“Franken went after me, now he’s gone.

“Avenatti lied about me, now he’s facing a judge.

“Someone keep Sleepy Joe away from sharp objects, k?”

3) (Rick Adams) – ““Excuse me, I gotta go take a Schiff.”

(Retired military) – “I don’t know what is going on here but I know that the press will call it racist, sexist, homophobic, antiislamic, and will demand impeachment because of it.

4) (EricSteel) – “Even before first sound left his lips the Democrats announced another reason to impeach him.

(Vagabond661) – “When you back into a fuzzy microphone…

5) (Joe_Miller) – “Is this the trailer for “The Attack of the 50-Foot President?”

(guido81_MA) – “You think I’m bigly now, impeach me and I’ll become very very more bigly than you can ever imagine.

6) (RadiCalMan) – “If Muhammad Ali ever taught me anything, it was how to “Rope them Dopes”!

(RockThisTown) – ““Ask not what your country can do for you, ask how Biden’s kids enrich themselves by having influential parents.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…STELLA…!!!”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Wild_Willie) – ““Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right but here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”

(Paul Hooson) – ““Quick, someone set a trashcan on fire in the back to distract everyone!!!”.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mike) – “Am I worried about impeachment? Jock itch is higher up on my list of problems!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Behind every successful man, their is a woman … in this case Hillary, who is still trying to figure out what happened and why she is not president.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “…speaking of which… Pelosi, How’s your father?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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