Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of September 20, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Halloween is only 5 weeks away! Just remember-you’re only allowed to be inappropriate if you’re a leftist! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““I never really wanted to be Prime Minister, I always really wanted to be…. a lumberjack!”

(guido81_MA) – “When I saw your picture I said, “If I had a son, he’d look like blackface Justin.”

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““Bromancing The Stoned”???

(yetanotherjohn) – “Do you know how good a cold beer tastes after a hard day of honest work?

These two don’t.

3) (Rick Adams) – “Who wore it better…?

(DJD60_TX) – ““There are males, females, and now us – the faux males.”

4) (Paul Hooson) – “This week’s photo entry is kind of like watching a porno on the Net. First you see two guys, and think Ok, the girls will walk in soon and the action will start. Well, 10 minutes later there’s no girls, but you keep watching anyway, and hoping the girls walk in soon. Then, suddenly you realize what’s really going on and feel real creepy…

(fustian24) – “Finalists for Lower Class Twit of the Year.

Everybody thought Kerry was going to score a 4-peat, but he was really off his form this year.

5) (Brian Brandt) – “First rule of Turn-Your-Country-Communist Club – nobody talks about Turn-Your-Country-Communist Club.

(Moe!Larry!TheCheese!) – ““And then, after abandoning missile defense in Eastern Europe, letting him take Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, reneging on aid to Ukraine, letting him have unchallenged influence in the Middle East and Venezuela, and letting him get away with meddling in the election, Putin finally gave me that reach-around.”

6) (Rodney G. Graves) – “Two used to be’s.

(Kenny Moore) – “Ha, ha, ha. Man, that’s great! Oh, I’ve got one – I apologized for America’s exceptionalism! Ha, ha. The media just ate it up.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – “People who’ve pretended to be black?

Honorable Mention(s):

(RadiCalMan) – “Well blackface is one thing, but it’s way better than being “OrangeMan”!

(RockThisTown) – ““Justin, about that time you did blackface . . . . just between us girls, I really don’t care!”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(cathymv) – “There is so much estrogen here that Beto’s boobs just grew two cup sizes!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(EricSteel) – “A Prime Minister and a President walk into a bar…

a joke who’s punchline will never include Hillary Clinton

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “which one is “leading from behind”??

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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