This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ falls at the end of a week during which we honor all those Americans lost on September 11. May we never forget what happened that day or put people in charge who will try to ignore it (i.e., see this week’s picture).
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – “It’s amazing what a guy will do ‘forehead’…”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Warren has no reservations when it comes to Biden.”
2) (Rick Adams) – “Wonder twin powers, activate!”
(BluesHarper AND Par4Course) – “Butt Heads butt heads.”
3) (Retired military) – “Biden “Hillary I missed you so much”
Warren “That’s it Joe just keep talking””
(rodney dill) – “Warren: “Here we stand on the broad shoulders of those that came before us, like Hillary Clinton.”
Biden: “Her ass ain’t so tiny either.””
4) (Joe_Miller) – ““After this, how about we get us a…a beer?””
(RadiCalMan) – “We may be both dumber than dirt, but we’re still smarter than Beto!”
5) (DJD60_TX) – ““Why are we here again?”
“Maybe it’s Bingo Night?””
(RockThisTown) – ““Joe, you really wrapped up the youth vote by saying ‘record player’ instead of ‘Edison sound reproducer.’”
6) (Kenny Moore) – ““Did you just hear a hollow thud?””
(914) – “Brainfarts are Us!!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(cathymv) – “Siamese twits”
Honorable Mention(s):
(iwogisdead) – “Former Vice President Biden is seen attempting to sniff Elizabeth Warren’s hair before the start of Thursday’s Presidential debate.”
(Paul Hooson) – “Mindless melt?”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(fustian24) – “Save a tree, Joe. Eat my beaver!”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Let’s get Hillary in here so all the people who will never be president can touch heads.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “Dear Candidate Yang,
I heard you want to give $1,000 a month to some people. Please gimme some so I can lay my fat ass around all day and laugh at the people who actually go to work and pay taxes. I need a new flat screen. Please help.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
