Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of August 23, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a geriatric DNC candidate who still knows where Vermont is. We didn’t get all the way to 200 comments but Michael Mann finally getting called out on his refusal to allow scrutiny of his data has me in a double-winners-per-place mood! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

1) (RockThisTown) – “Where’s Clueless Joe?

(rodney dill) – “If you build it, they will come…. and then take it away from you in the name of socialism.

2) (Kenny Moore) – “He’s just as bad at pitching his ideas.

(Joe_Miller) – “He just likes hearing people yell “STRIKE!”

3) (Paul Hooson) – “Looking forward to the day that they throw out the first Democrats running for president?

(Brian Brandt) – “Socialism? There’s no socialism in baseball!

4) (yetanotherjohn) – “Well, give MSNBC credit, it is a different debate format.

(Mike) – ““It’s a fastball if I SAY it’s a fastball! Also, we need to more evenly redistribute the runs between the two teams!”

5) (fustian24) – “Another democrat hypocrite that mysteriously made millions in office. How do they do that?

(Scorpion) – “Bernie throws Chuck Todd a hint of what kind of question he’s willing to answer.

6) (RadiCalMan) – “You’ll notice there aren’t any “Angels in the Outfield”.

(Rick Adams) – “Dude, that’s nothing. My Uncle Hiram’s kidney stone was twice that size.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Everything about this guy is underhanded.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Vagabond661) – “If Bernie’s pitching, who’s catching?

(cathymv) – “Bernie bowling for dollars

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – “His balls hang low…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “He is more likely to pitch 4 no-hitter games in the world series than win the presidency … and even with all that, his chances of being president is better than Hillary’s.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “WELL.. thats better than loving bernies mounds….

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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