This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out over 200 captions and we only had a small portion of the Democrat Horsemen/Horsewomen/Horsexhe of the Apocalypse pictured! There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (BluesHarper) – “Yes, you can all go to the bathroom but you’ll still be full of crap.”
(fustian24) – “Whose plans fall completely apart if anyone gets all mathy with them?”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Under socialism, who gets rich?”
(Mary Gehman) – ““Come on…you know you’ve all done it…who here admits to sniffing someone’s hair???””
3) (Rick Adams) – ““Orange man bad, am I right?””
(RadiCalMan) – “Who wants to drink the Kool Aid!”
4) (TheyTukRJobz) – ““I, state your name, do hereby swear fealty to the party and its major donors, with justice and liberty for none. So help me Marx.””
(Patrick_McHargue) – “Who wants to steal things, and reward their voters with that?”
5) (guido81_MA) – “How many of you understand you have a snowball’s chance in Hell of ever being POTUS?”
(Mike) – ““How many IQ points would you all need to reach room temperature?””
6) (Par4Course) – ““Each of you who is fit to serve as President, please raise your left hand.””
(retired military) – ““Who believes Trump has an unfair advantage because he tells the truth and the economy is doing great under his Presdiency?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (tie):
(Paul Hooson) – “The worst game show I ever seen. The answers are stupid and there’s no prizes…”
(sarahconnor2) – ““Which one of you has never read the Constitution?”” (Thanks, everyone!)
(DJD60_TX) – “Who owns a 2020 Lexus LFA, bumper sticker says ‘Socialism Now’?”
(Scorpion) – “Moderator: Let’s have a show of hands of those who did NOT vote for Hillary in 2016./em>”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Kenny Moore) – “It’s unanimous. Everyone wants Tulsi to show her tits.”
(Brian Brandt) – “Kamala 2020 – Taking a knee before taking a knee was cool.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Moderator “And who would like to see Hillary, who is not president, stay out of the public eye for at least 2 more years?””
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “Welcome to Match Game 2020 everyone! Ok, here we go, pick one of the following:
A) Kooky Kamala is so kooky, when she attended the ‘Socialism is Great’ conference, she drove her –blank–.
B) Slow Joe Biden is so slow, he thinks the Second Amendment is –blank–.
C) Bumbling Bill deBlasio is such a klutz, when he came down from the top of the Empire State building, he missed the elevator & instead took a — blank –.
D) Bernie ‘Socialist’ Sanders has proposed free college for everyone. Instead of paying college professors in money, he proposes to pay them –blank–.
E) Wacky Elizabeth Warren is saying she’ll tax ultra-millionaires & then pay for child care. Her idea is so wacky she’ll have –blank — providing the child care.”
(rodney dill) – “I think they’re all bozos on that bus.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.