This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was high energy, unlike Mr. “I’m doing my best Vincent ‘Chin’ Gigante impression to save my @$$” Mueller. It is fun watching his underlings realize the bus wheels are coming. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (EricSteel) – “You Rang?”
(fustian24) – “He’s not a Special Counsel. He’s a “Special” Counsel.”
2) (Mary Gehman) – ““Where’s the ‘perv-view’ I was promised???””
(Joe_Miller) – ““See these hands? This investigation was never in them. Now where’s my soup?””
3) (cathymv) – “Meuller just had his ass handed to him”
(Par4Course) – “See – nothing up my sleeves; nothing between my ears.”
4) (RadiCalMan) – “I think my first appointment was from George Washington.”
(Brian Brandt) – “First rule of Obstruction of Justice Club –
Tell everybody Donald Trump is in Obstruction of Justice Club.”
5) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Dude. Where’s my clown-car?”
(DJD60_TX) – ““I hold here in my hands, all the evidence against President Trump.
“…
“…
“What?””
6) (Scorpion) – “As soon as the first question was asked, Mueller’s neck bolts overloaded and caused him to revert to his default John Kerry mode.”
(RockThisTown) – “Please stand if you spent $25 million & have nothing on which to impeach the President.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (a tie):
(rodney dill) – ““….and Mr. Mueller… What are all the crimes you’ve ever been exonerated of?”
“None.”
“Exactly.””
AND
(guido81_MA) – “Democrats to ask for a Muelligan.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(Paul Hooson) – “If Ted Cruz would walk in and stand next to him, you’d swear it was Grandpa and Herman…”
(Rick Adams) – “He just noticed Jerry Nadler’s belt.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mike) – ““When I saw Hillary topless, they were down to here!””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “This is the best part of the show where Scooby Doo pulls of the guys mask and we see he’s really Hillary Clinton … who still isn’t president.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Rick Adams) – “What is more, Trump has also not been exonerated of being on the grassy knoll with a team of elven sharpshooters.led by Twilight Sparkle.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.