Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 12, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates that anyone, no matter how stupid they may be, can convince people to elect them simply because there is a (D) after their name on the ballot. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “Make Alexandria Bartend Again.

(Brian Brandt) – “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Making blondes respectable since 2018.

2) (Stephen_Macklin) – “This Pulitzer Prize winning photograph captures the precise moment Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez became self aware.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Well, one thing we know for sure. It isn’t her brains leaking out.

3) (cathymv) – “I want to ban ICE, but how is my half calf machiato with two pumps of caramel going to stay cold??

(retired military) – “AOC found out the 2 blondes where laughing at an AOC joke.

4) (RockThisTown) – ““Pelosi is being mean to me!”

(EricSteel) – “Tears? You called Nancy Pelosi a racist. When Nancy is done with you, that will be blood leaking from your eyes.

5) (Scorpion) – “AOC applies for a part-time bartender job in Washington and was asked what goes into a Gin & Tonic.

(RadiCalMan) – “What do you mean that communism has failed miserably every time it has been tried? You’ve crushed my whole world.

6) (Vagabond661) – ““Contact cement is NOT for contacts!”

(Moe!Larry!TheCheese!) – “What do you mean my part is as crooked as my thinking?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Don’t Cry For Me, Alexandria…
The truth is I never liked you.
Through all your wild days, your mad existence…
You make me vomit… I’ll keep my distance…”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Kenny Moore) – “.. and I will continue to drink out of the toilet in protest until all borders are eliminated, all law enforcement is banished, and all people everywhere are given everything for free.

(DJD60_TX) – “AOC has a temporary moment of clarity

(Joe_Miller) – “Pelosi unfriended her on Facebook.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “…and why was a person of color like me never invited to Orgy Island to sexually abuse underage girls?

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Donkey Chompers realizes she is about as likely to become Speaker of the House as Hillary is to become President…

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Bitchy McBitchface

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Ilhan Omar and her mysterious and sham marriage
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™