Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 10, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ really drew a number of PRIME entries. Actually, there were over 400 entries but the former Mrs. Bezos got half of them. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “★★★☆☆ Nice space capsule, but . . .
Verified Purchase
First, I kept getting these irritating emails from Amazon that the delivery date was being moved back. Then when I finally got it 14 years later, the left landing gear was bent and the CD player didn’t work.

(cathymv) – “Third Nerd from the Sun

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““My employees took me literally when I said Amazon needed space for storage…”

(rodney dill) – “This is one small step for a man, and one f*cking big bill for Amazon Prime customers.

3) (retired military) – “There was supposed to be a Kaboom. An earth shattering Kaboom.

(RockThisTown) – “You too can have one of those, if you have a big enough 3D printer.

4) (Rick Adams) – ““Tsuki ni kawatte… oshioki yo!”

(Stephen_Macklin) – “Yes, we did it in there! But only once.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “It comes with Alexa,built in!

(Paul Hooson) – “As crazy as this make look, he’s still better off right now than a Mod Squad actress or John McCain…

6) (EricSteel) – “I’m the richest man in the world, but I still can’t get frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads. Throw me a bone here.

(Wild_Willie) – “Bezos reveals the new Amazon Prime delivery drone.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(yetanotherjohn) – “In space, no one can hear you scream … about customer service.

Honorable Mention(s):
(Scorpion) – “The Blue Moon will be stuck on the moon with no battery charger.

(Blues Harper) – “No stone unturned to find Russian collusion with the Trump campaign.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Joe_Miller) – “Ladies, don’t put anything in this picture in your vagina.

(Vagabond661) – “Because if anyone has blue balls…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “Bezos named it after Hillary’s chance at being President.

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “I don’t care if it breaks physical laws Faux, give me 130% on the warp injuns!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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