Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 3, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Daniel Moynihan is rolling in his grave. His party is reduced to grade school name calling and rotund, bald men fondling ceramic birds. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (BluesHarper) – “So this chicken walks into a Barr….

2) (fustian24) – “I do have some advice.

Lawyer up, bitches…

3) (Retired military) – “Barr “Mr Nadler. Do you realize that if every prediction that you have made about President Trump since 2016 had come true then we would have had nuclear wars, political prison camps, women having forced pregnancies, African Americans back in chains, need gas masks just to breath, had lakes and rivers oozing poison, 500 mph hurricanes, 500 year droughts, sea levels rising by 20 feet, no more ice on the north or south poles, massive starvation, $10000 cold medicines, a president who was a trillionaire, and you would be in jail? And yet I am supposed to sit here and listen to you as if you had a respected opinion”

4) (RadiCalMan) – ““There’s Barr in them thar’ woods and he’s a lookin’ for swamp creatures!”

5) (Wild_Willie) – ““It’s simple. You lost.”

6) (Moe!Larry!TheCheese!) – “What part of “no collusion” do you f****** idiots not understand?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81MA) – “Enjoy your chicken, but save plenty of room for some crow.


(Rdm42) – ““As to your requests, on the one hand ‘no. On the other hand ‘no’.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Mary Gehman) – ““I am imposing an information em-BARR-go….”

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Behold here in my hands all the f*cks I have to give about your hurt feelings.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “… so I got a handful of ham in each hand, I put my face down into the hair pie and start to … wait, what was the question again?

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(rodney dill) – ““After an extensive investigation, I can share with Congress this significant ‘smoking gun’ from the Mueller report…. Hillary still isn’t President.”

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “0….

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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