Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 26, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ with Creepy Uncle Joe sure TOUCHED a nerve. We had a major upswing in comments which means two winners per place. I’m glad to see everyone GRABBING the opportunity to participate in the contest.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““…The first rule of Hair Club is… no one talks about Hair Club.”

(Wild_Willie) – ““Hi! I’m Joe Biden, where’s your daughter?”

2) (fustian24) – “Biden’s so old, that when he was little, rainbows were in black and white!

(Rick Adams) – ““Joe Biden — Hands Across America”

3) (Kenny Moore) – “Old, white, creepy career politician runs on diversity, integrity, and change.

(cathymv) – “I spy with Obama’s FBI……………..

4) (Paul Hooson) – “Walter Mondale II:The Sequel….

(Blues Harper) – “Running his fingers through the angel hair pasta nearly got Biden kicked out.

5) (Retired military) – “Biden “You have some hairy arms. Mind if I get a sniff?”

(guido81_MA) – “Hi, my name is Neil Kinnock…. D’OH, I mean, Joe Biden, I command the lame to stand and I ask for your vote. Because I think I have a much higher I.Q. than you do I suspect. I went to law school on a full academic scholarship – the only one in my class to have a full academic scholarship. And while none of that is completely accurate, it serves to remind everyone that I’m better than they are. I’m a big f***ing deal.

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “The owner remembers Joe campaigning in his shop in 1988 … he’s still paying for his daughter’s therapy.

(Brian Brandt) – “And so, Mr. Ambassador welcome to the U.S., and sorry to hear about the death of your mother. Huh? What? She’s sitting right there? Well, so sorry, Ma’am, stand up and take a bow. Oh, you’re in a wheelchair? What am I saying? My bad. I hope you enjoy your stay here as much as you do in your home in India. Oh, Pakistan? Hey, you both run 7-11s here so it’s hard for me to tell you apart. Well let’s go eat lunch. We’re having ham sandwiches.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “M ake
A merica
G rope
A gain
” (Thank you!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Moe!Larry!The Cheese!) – “Nice to meet ya’. Just stay on your side of the counter, you grope-happy MFer.

(Par4Course) – “Biden disdains the Green New Deal in favor of the Old White Deal.

(jim_m) – “He might be groping my employees but at least he stays off the countertops.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Vagabond661) – “Biden: “I’ll tip the waitress at the table.”
Owner: “You won’t grope her?”
Biden: “I promise. Just the tip.”

(rodney dill) – ““Vote for me! And don’t worry, I got that incident with the sheep reduced to ‘Just following too close.'”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Joe_Miller) – ““Is this where the people who will never be president are meeting? Where’s Hillary?”

Best Banter Weight:

(Scalia) – “And his Social Security number is 1.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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