Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 19, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a man who spent $30 million dollars to find NOTHING. Where do I sign up?
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “CNN “Mueller report does not clear Trump of Kennedy assassination, Chernobyl meltdown or the destruction of space shuttle Columbia. “

2) (Par4Course) – “After 2 years and $25 million dollars it became clear that Mueller was investigating the wrong campaign.

3) (RockThisTown) – “Breaking News: Robert Mueller has filed a report with police that he was attacked by two collusionists wearing “Make Russia Great Again” hats and who shouted impeachist and dossierphilic slurs. Police have identified 2 possible suspects as brothers from Nigeria.

4) (Scorpion) – “Your Limo is out front, on the left.
Where are we headed?
I have instructions to take you to Fort Marcy Park for some reason.

5) (Vagabond661) – “Feeling cute. May subpoena Hillary. IDK

6) (Olsoljer) – “………if I roll over on Hilliary, I’m dead; if I testify before Congress I will have to lie, or admit to collusion and sedition; plea bargaining will not keep me out of prison; ……….I wonder if Ecuador will let me stay in Assange’ old room? ………

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – ““You had ONE job Robert,” Hillary screamed!

Honorable Mention(s):

(DJD60_TX) – ““A tale told by a madman, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing”

(cathymv) – “You’re Fired!!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Looks like no one on the left is getting a ‘happy ending’ … I’m just sayin’.

(Brian Brandt) – “MSNBC: William Barr is Trump’s butt boy. Mayor Pete Buttigieg intrigued.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rick Adams) – “And, at the end of the day when it’s all said and done, she still isn’t President.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “More like Mueller Genuine Daft.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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