Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 5, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provides yet another reason why I’m glad our Founding Fathers ditched Great Britain. Can you imagine having to sing “God Save” that? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – ““Oh Great Lizard, tell me, WHY WON’T SHE DIE?”

(rodney dill) – ““They’re a pain to take care of, but they scare the shit out of the Corgi’s, so it’s worth it.”

2) (fustian24) – “When Charles bet he’d feed his balls to a blue iguana, he was CERTAIN that the Mueller report wouldn’t exonerate Trump!

(yetanotherjohn) – “When I said we should feed the iguana some fruit, I didn’t mean the prince.

3) (Brian Brandt) – “Camilla asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship. She replied “Wear a seatbelt and don’t piss me off!”

(Mary Gehman) – ““Hey, Biden…sniff this…

4) (RadiCalMan) – “If you were a young damsel, which would you kiss first?

(Brett Buck) – “Charles celebrates his 10th consecutive Upper Class Twit of the Year in the traditional manner, by staring in amusement at an iguana.

5) (Kenny Moore) – ““William, this is Kate. The attack lizard betrayed us. Ready the iceberg.”

(Moe!Larry!TheCheese!) – “Oh, it’s you, Iggy. The only way I can tell you from Mummy is she wears a hat!

6) (DJD60_TX) – “Charles reacts to meeting someone closer to becoming King of England than himself.

(IronAndCarbon) – “EEEK! HELP ME MUMMY!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “Reptile dysfunction?

Honorable Mention(s):

(Rdm42) – ““… even ‘manspreading’ to iguanas – has he no shame?”

(jim_m) – “One of these would be trusted by Queen Elizabeth to succeed her on the throne. The other is her son.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Vagabond661) – “Guess where the gerbil is.

(Scorpion) – “Gaaa! That was my last condom.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(guido81_MA) – “The British Hillary, STILL not king.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “holy effin ouchy!!!! thats gonna leave a mark!!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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