Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 11, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a YUGE success! I have to say, when those two came on television live for their “rebuttal”, my husband and I both laughed out loud at the image. That appearance screamed “CAPTION CONTEST”! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture (like it’s not seared into your memory):

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Stepford Politicians

(yetanotherjohn) – “They’re not pinin’! They’re passed on! These politicians are no more! They have ceased to be! They’re expired and gone to meet their maker! They’re stiff! Bereft of life, they rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed them to the perch they’d be pushing up the daisies! Their metabolic processes are now ‘istory! They’re off the twig! They’ve kicked the bucket, They’ve shuffled off their mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THESE ARE EX-POLITICIANS!!

2) (DJD60_TX) – “Chuck and Nancy, 10 minutes after a psychic tells them the outcome of the 2020 elections.

(rodney dill) “These two make RBG look like the picture of health.

3) (Rick Adams) – ““Always two there are, no more, no less.”

(Blues Harper) – “When you realize that you swapped dentures

4) (RadiCalMan) – “Guess what, this is what “Winning” looks like!

(Mary Gehman) – “…And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee…

5) (guido81_MA)(guido81_MA) – “We don’t got no education
We don’t want bor-der control
Anything you’re for, we’re opposed to
Donald leave them illegals alone
Hey, Donald, leave them illegals alone
All in all we’re just two pricks opposed to The Wall
All in all we’re just two pricks opposed to The Wall

If you don’t do what we tell you, we can’t have any compromise
How can we have any compromise if you don’t do what we tell you?
You! Yes, you behind the podium.
Stand down, Donny!…

BTW, Chuck & Nancy look to have become Uncomfortably Numb.

(Par4Course) – “Democrat leadership’s combined age: 148 years.

6) (Scorpion) – “Pelosi and Shumer react to the breaking news that AOC has just introduced legislation for a personal property tax of 90% on the wealthy with no stipulation for deductions.

(Eric Steel) – “$5 billion for the wall it too expensive
But $5 trilion for Obamacare is ok

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Invasion of the border snatchers.

Honorable Mention(s):

(fustian24) – “They look like they’re arguing with the cashier at Sizzlers over the cost of the buffet.

(Olsoljer) – “The look you get when you find 97% of Americans polled want illegal immigration problems solved and your own membership begins publicly begins to support aspects of the wall.

(Brett Buck) – “I’ve seen better heads on a boil.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “The Internet’s least likely to be masturbated to image of the day?

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(David Robertson) – “The bad news is that these two are congressional leaders.
The good news is that Hillary is still not the President.

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “Yeah, that party was really dead.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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