This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out some version of the Christmas spirit. Next week, special appearance by RBG!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “Santa Claus comes once a year…. and tonight is the night.”
(Mary Gehman) – “I did not know that Paul Hooson was hearing confessions these days…”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Dear Penthouse,
I was down on my luck, working as a mall Santa, when something wonderful happened …”
(fustian24) – “Because Santa put Trump down on his list as “nice”, Special Counsel Mueller believes this represents an illegal campaign contribution and he plans to indict Mr. Klaus.”
3) (RockThisTown) – “Pole dancers . . . a holiday classic.”
(RadiCalMan) – “Santa, we want a wall for Christmas!”
4) (Par4Course) – “Santa learns the meaning of “Reindeer Games.””
(DJD60_TX) – ““Hope you enjoyed the steak. By the way, you need another reindeer””
5) (Vagabond661) – “He’s just found out who’s naughty or nice.”
(Scorpion) – “Santa gets word that Hillary & Huma expect a personal visit from him in room 69 on the 2nd floor to discuss their Christmas wish lists.”
6) (Retired military) – “Santa “Rudolph did WHAT with his nose?””
(Vagabond 661) – “He’s just found out who’s naughty or nice.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “Santa receives the news that he is about to become “gender neutral”.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(RadiCalMan) – “Santa’s chestnuts are on fire!”
(Loretta Welch) – “Here a ho, there a ho, everywhere a hoho.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hoosn) – “Apparently, these girls want to unwrap Santa for Christmas!”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Santa, the best gift we got was NOT having HIllary in the White House”
Best Banter Weight:
(TheyTukRJobz) – “But if you want to leave some schitzengrubers out instead of cookies..”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
