Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 21, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out some version of the Christmas spirit. Next week, special appearance by RBG!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Santa Claus reacts as (L) Tami McEleney and (R) Patrice Conner whisper in his ear at the King of Prussia Mall, United States' largest retail shopping space, in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, U.S., December 8, 2018. REUTERS/Mark Makela

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “Santa Claus comes once a year…. and tonight is the night.

(Mary Gehman) – “I did not know that Paul Hooson was hearing confessions these days…

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Dear Penthouse,

I was down on my luck, working as a mall Santa, when something wonderful happened …

(fustian24) – “Because Santa put Trump down on his list as “nice”, Special Counsel Mueller believes this represents an illegal campaign contribution and he plans to indict Mr. Klaus.

3) (RockThisTown) – “Pole dancers . . . a holiday classic.

(RadiCalMan) – “Santa, we want a wall for Christmas!

4) (Par4Course) – “Santa learns the meaning of “Reindeer Games.”

(DJD60_TX) – ““Hope you enjoyed the steak. By the way, you need another reindeer”

5) (Vagabond661) – “He’s just found out who’s naughty or nice.

(Scorpion) – “Santa gets word that Hillary & Huma expect a personal visit from him in room 69 on the 2nd floor to discuss their Christmas wish lists.

6) (Retired military) – “Santa “Rudolph did WHAT with his nose?”

(Vagabond 661) – “He’s just found out who’s naughty or nice.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Santa receives the news that he is about to become “gender neutral”.

Honorable Mention(s):

(RadiCalMan) – “Santa’s chestnuts are on fire!

(Loretta Welch) – “Here a ho, there a ho, everywhere a hoho.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hoosn) – “Apparently, these girls want to unwrap Santa for Christmas!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Santa, the best gift we got was NOT having HIllary in the White House

Best Banter Weight:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “But if you want to leave some schitzengrubers out instead of cookies..

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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