Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 5, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ has me thinking of the Wizard of Oz. Lindsey Graham got courage, Susan Collins got a brain and the Dems demonstrated they have no heart. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Wild_Willie) – ““I swear I was not a Nam Hero, I didn’t have a Chinese spy driver, I did not brag about groping a girl aggressively in school, I never leaked confidential documents, and I don’t live in a city with out of control murder statistic’s, so help me God.”

(rodney dill) – “What do you call a Supreme Court Justice that is only confirmed by a margin of one vote?

2) (Rick Adams) – ““Yes, this is my dominant ice-throwing hand…”

(Retired military) – “BK “I believe that if I were Teddy Kennedy the democrats on this committee would have no trouble voting for me”

3) (Kenny Moore) – “This is the number of decades I plan to serve on the SCOTUS, taking sweet revenge.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Uhm, excuse me, but Justice Ginsberg just died.

4) (cathymv) – “I swear, I have never had sexual relations with that woman, HIllary Clinton

(McGehee) – ““I do solemnly swear that if one more sniveling Democrat lies about me I’m-a throw ice in his face!”

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““This is the hand I use to catch all of those stones you throw.”

(RadiCalMan) – ““Now, I really am your worst nightmare”

6) (Joe_Miller) – “He’s wearing a purple tie. PURPLE TIE! The urban dictionary says purple tie means serial anal rape gang member.

(TheyTukRJobz) – “I, state your name, do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat, with liberty and fraternity for all. Amen

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (TIE):

(Brian Brandt) – “The Democrats are going to find out what happens when they pin their hopes on an old Ford with a blown head gasket.

(fustian24) – “I’ve been so traumatized by this experience that I’ll need to install another front door…(snork)…

Honorable Mention(s):

(guido81_MA) – “Justice Kavanaugh greets Senator Warren.

(Scorpion) – “Do you swear that you will have underpants on before you put on your robe?
Yes Lindsey, I’ll be wearing briefs, of course.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Par4Course) – “Brett Kavanaugh displays his only high school sex partner.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “I solemnly swear that I am ecstatic that Felonia Milhous VonPantsuit is not President of these United States.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Tell it to my Bitch Slap hand.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Mankind is doomed!