This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features Senator Graham on an absolute tear. I had no jokes to make after his impressive speeches this week but that didn’t stop some of you! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (EricSteel) – “You’re out of order, you’re out of order, the whole Damn Senate is OUT OF ORDER”
(yetanotherjohn) – “The problem for democrats is they really don’t understand how condemning someone based on unsubstantiated accusations would come back and bite them … but then they didn’t understand that about nuking the filibuster.”
2) (Kenny Moore) – “hero | he·ro | hirō | noun
1. A person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. Example: This guy.”
(Rick Adams) – ““So stuff that in your hippocampus, bXtch!””
3) (Mary Gehman) – ““Let he among you who was without sin in high school throw the first beer can…””
(guido81_MA) – “Speaking strictly as a heterosexual man, I was ready to have Lindsey Graham’s baby on Thursday.”
4) (DJD60_TX) – ““I found my spine, you need to go look for your soul!””
(Rodney Graves) – “And f*ck YOU in particular!”
5) (RadiCalMan) – “Here’s the fickle finger of Flake award!”
(Olsoljer) – “You want to see sexual predators? Look down the left side, they have been screwing the American people for years.”
6) (jim_m) – “And you, yes I’m talking to you Jeff Flake! You had better not go weak in the knees on this or I’ll kick your ass 9 days to Sunday.”
(Joe_MIller) – ““And there goes Jeff Flake. He couldn’t look more like a limping zebra on the Serengeti if he had stripes.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(futstian24) – “Well, since she didn’t drown, we KNOW a democrat didn’t drive her home.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(914) – ““Fix me kaopectate and Obola sammich wench!!””
(Scorpion) – “I don’t care about any sexual assault accusations, I just want to know what you think about global warming.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – ““Yes, I know there are 5 million battered women in this country…. but I’ve always had mine plain,””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – ““And guess what Senator Feinstein. Even if this man is not confirmed. Even if the democrats win the Senate this year. And even if there is no Santa Claus. Hillary Clinton is still not the President.””
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “Cool Hand Lindsey.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
