This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us of that important lesson we learned during the election season of 2016: white pantsuits AREN’T slimming. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “The illusion of anonymity failed when the Korean-Texan secret codename for Kim was shortened to Ko-Tex.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““I’m just an Okie from Pyongyangokee”…”
2) (Joe_Miller) – “He looks happy. He must have ordered somebody killed.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Hey boss, de plane, de plane … wait a minute, the plane is dropping something … it’s getting bigger, bigger … BOOM!”
3) (Rick Adams) – ““Me torture you rong time.””
(Retired military) – “Hat – $20
White suit – $150
Being the leader of a country and having your picture taken around a bunch of dead carp nailed to stone walls- Priceless”
4) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Carp(e) Diem…””
(fustian24) – “Kim is the life of every party.
If the other party goers want to live, that is.”
5) (RockThisTown) – “If that suit & hat don’t win him TIME’s 2018 Man of the Year, nothing will.”
(RedFive) – “Jong-Un makes his yearly appearance at the Summer Bunker, just the thing for every tin-pot pot-belly dictator wannabe.”
6) (Scorpion) – “Jim Acosta gets his first look at his new state-of-the-art digs for his future CNN foreign satellite office.”
(TheyTukRJobz) – “I rook just rike Indiana Jones.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Brian Brandt) – “Undercover Boss. The ‘You Bet Your Life’ edition.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(cathymv) – “Un da bomb!!”
(DJD60_TX) – ““Hirraly would feel right at home here””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Rick Adams) – “Kimchee. Not even once.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(sarahconnor2) – ““Hey, Hillary-even I’M leader of a country!””
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “However, I don’t think he’s ever stopped at 15 Schnitzengruben.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
