Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of August 10, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us of that important lesson we learned during the election season of 2016: white pantsuits AREN’T slimming. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “The illusion of anonymity failed when the Korean-Texan secret codename for Kim was shortened to Ko-Tex.

(Paul Hooson) – ““I’m just an Okie from Pyongyangokee”…

2) (Joe_Miller) – “He looks happy. He must have ordered somebody killed.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Hey boss, de plane, de plane … wait a minute, the plane is dropping something … it’s getting bigger, bigger … BOOM!

3) (Rick Adams) – ““Me torture you rong time.”

(Retired military) – “Hat – $20
White suit – $150
Being the leader of a country and having your picture taken around a bunch of dead carp nailed to stone walls- Priceless

4) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Carp(e) Diem…”

(fustian24) – “Kim is the life of every party.

If the other party goers want to live, that is.

5) (RockThisTown) – “If that suit & hat don’t win him TIME’s 2018 Man of the Year, nothing will.

(RedFive) – “Jong-Un makes his yearly appearance at the Summer Bunker, just the thing for every tin-pot pot-belly dictator wannabe.

6) (Scorpion) – “Jim Acosta gets his first look at his new state-of-the-art digs for his future CNN foreign satellite office.

(TheyTukRJobz) – “I rook just rike Indiana Jones.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Undercover Boss. The ‘You Bet Your Life’ edition.

Honorable Mention(s):

(cathymv) – “Un da bomb!!

(DJD60_TX) – ““Hirraly would feel right at home here”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Rick Adams) – “Kimchee. Not even once.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(sarahconnor2) – ““Hey, Hillary-even I’M leader of a country!”

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “However, I don’t think he’s ever stopped at 15 Schnitzengruben.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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