Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 2, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us that truly hideous fashion never goes out of style. Just look at what Hillary wore to the debates. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “CNN: Invisible Trump grabbing pussies at CPAC!

(rodney dill) – “CPAC, CPAC jump. CPAC Destroy any non 2nd ammendment supporters

2) (Rick Adams) – “Yeah, that’s not where you put the tinfoil.

(Scorpion) – “It seems that bump stocks have some very creative uses other than for just an AR-15.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Delta drops NRA discount, conservatives find alternative ways to fly.

(Brian Brandt) – “Instead of jumping out of a cake, Tiffany was shot from an NRA canon.

4) (Mary Gehman) – “CPAC…
C onservatives
P rejudiced
A gainst
C ankles

(jim_m) – “RINOs are ecstatic that the CPAC logo is now like the tricolor flag of France, more accurately depicting their stance on policy.

5) (Vagabond661) – “Spider?

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Oh! Mr. President! You were only supposed to grab my attention and sense of patriotism!

6) (RockThisTown) – ““Yay! I got a jump stock!”

(Joe_Miller) – “Hurray! Barbra Streisand cloned her dog!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “People are still rejoicing over Hillary not being President (as they should be).

Honorable Mention(s):

(Blues Harper) – “Where will you be when your Mensa membership kicks in?

(sarahconnor2) – ““Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1989!”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(stan25) – “A pair of black eyes in the making.

(Paul Hooson) – “She got all excited when some guy first mentioned ATM to her, only realizing later that he sure didn’t mean those cash machines…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Even Karma jumping for joy over Hillary losing the Presidential election

(Sky_Captain) – “There is joy in Mudville – the (not so) mighty Hillary has struck out!

Best Banter Weight:

(Olsoljer) – “Actually she is packing two 38s, she may also have a concealed weapon……….

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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