Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 9, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ out nerdfested any Comic Con out there. Maybe we’ll throw a Kirk-Picard picture up next week and really go for broke. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “I knew I should’ve made that left turn at Albuquerque.

(DJD60_TX) – “His search on Earth proving futile, Bob Mueller desperately continues looking for SOME evidence against Donald Trump

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Elon, I am your father.

(Retired military) – “Bumper sticker “My son is a honor student at Milky Way elementary”

3) (Mary Gehman) – ““Did she say ‘make an immediate right’ or ‘a meteorite’…fuckin’ hate my GPS…”

(yetanotherjohn) – “Actually, it is rocket science.

4) (jim_m) – “Sure it’s a long way from the stadium but the parking is free!

(fustian24) – “FBI agent Strzok takes an unexpected early retirement.

5) (Wild_Willie) – ““Ms Pelosi, your left turn signal has been on since earth.”

(Rick Adams) – ““Follow the GPS directions,” they said. “They’re never wrong,” they said.

6) (Thomas Olson) – “Turn left in 33.9 million miles.

(Paul Hooson) – “Dylithium Crystals, Virtual Reality Sexual Experience Simulator or Recreational Alternative Reality Capsules….No One Rides For Free…

The Readers Choice Award (and a virtual sliderule) this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Hello… OnStar?

Honorable Mention(s):

(Vagabond661) – ““Are we there yet?”

(RadiCalMan) – “Ya’ gotta’ hand it to Elon Musk, now he’s got the Government paying to get rid of his junk cars!

(BluesHarper) – “Just how far Left are the Democrats?

(cathymv) – “White space suit – Elon Musk is a racist!

Most Inappropriate But Funny (complete with virtual soda bottle glasses):

(David Robertson) – ““Never again will I rent from Uranus Hertz. This driving in outer space is a pain in the ass.”

(EricSteel) – “Continuing Wizbang’s tribute to the animated classic “Heavy Metal” next week’s Caption Contest will feature Heavy Metal Cosplay by Nancy Pelosi

Best Use of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration (and a virtual pocket protector):

(Sky_Captain) – “Cher finally fulfills her promise to leave the planet if Hillary wasn’t elected President.

(Olsojer) – “Hiliary, still not the president, cruises into oblivion seeking Yoda, blaming The Force for not being with her.

Best Banter Weight (with complimentary virtual twenty sided die):

(RockThisTown) – ““Sir, the reason I pulled you over is b/c you were going 200,000 miles per second . . .”
“I’m sorry, Officer, the speedometer must be off b/c of my oversized rocket boosters. I swear it said I was only going 186,000.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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