This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly did a variety of turkeys proud. We have so many posts we have two helpings of winners per place! There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rick Adams) – Oh, sure, he lets the WHITE turkey off the hook…
(yetanotherjohn) – The turkey blew the pardon when it took a knee during Trump’s speech.
2) (fustian24) – In case Trump doesn’t pardon the turkey, there’s a whole line of democrats waiting to “stuff the turkey”, if you catch my drift!
(David Robertson) – This is an improvement. This time last year, a turkey was inside the Oval Office.
3) (Par4Course) – Trump Dream: As the press looks on in stunned silence, DJT pulls out an ax and chops off the bird’s head, shouting “No Amnesty.”
(Olsoljer) – Unlike many members of Congress, this turkey will be around for a few more years.
4) (jim_m) – Tell Franken I already pardoned a turkey this year. He’ll have to wait until next Thanksgiving.
(guido81_MA) – And still, Lavar ButterBall gives no credit to the president for his son’s release.
5) (Paul Hooson) – A turkey musician has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is his drumsticks…
(cathymv) – Ohhhhhhh!! we have a bombed turkey – Damn! I just bombed Turkey!
6) (Rock ThisTown) – “On this day when we give thanks for all our blessings, I say to all you Democrats & RINOs, let’s bury the hatchet.”
(Mike) – Fall centerpiece? $38.95
Turkey to pardon? $59.50
Goosing the president? Priceless!
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – As God is my witness, I thought Hillary should fry.
(Joe_Miller) – Finalists for Time Magazine’s Whatever Of the Year pose for a photo.
(Wild_Willie) – “Dad just goosed the President again.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Brian Brandt) – At least we don’t have to guess where the glory hole is.
(Mary Gehman) – “Don’t mind me…I’m just playin’ with my pecker…”
Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:
(Retired military) – I dont know what is going on here but I know the Turkey is happy Hillary isnt around because she cant issue presidential pardons.
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.