This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated Halloween and ushers us into the first anniversary of Hillary’s Big Surprise! We have double winners per place again. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rick Adams) – C’mon, you know it’s a Democrat.
- It’s dead.
- It votes.
- Its right hand is picking Donald’s pocket.
(Retired military) – FOX NEWS Headline
Dead come back to life. Horrified to find out they are registered democrats.
2) (BluesHarper) – You know it’s getting bad when even dead people are pointing out CNN’s Fake News.
(Porkopolis) – Bones: “This party is really scary this year!!! That lady over there is taking everyone’s candy and saying she’s the real President!”
3) (Joe_Miller) – “No, kid, I’m just handing out candy. That military judge over there is handing out dishonorable discharges and no jail time.”
(Rock ThisTown) – See how inclusive Trump is . . . . a skeleton just won the Diversity Lottery.
4) (Mary Gehman) – “Would you like some candy from our ‘baskets of deplorables’…???”
(rodney dill) – “We’re only passing out Payday and $100,000 bars. Pelosi has zagnuts, and Hillary has Mounds. Bill Clinton has Bit-O-Honey and Butterfingers. Paul Ryan has Snickers. …and the Media? They’ve got Horehound Drops.”
5) (Olsoljer) – Those guys from Hollywood said my treat was in their pants.
(yetanotherjohn) – How did I die? I was thrown under a bus by the guy who lived here last year.
6) (cathymv) – Donna, I didn’t realize that Hillary already got to you.
(Scorpion) – Vince Foster returns and proceeds to point in Hillary’s direction for some reason.
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Stephen_Macklin) – President Trump continued to reach out to Democrat voters today…
(Brian Brandt) – Trump, Melania, and a skeleton walk into a bar.
Melania: “I’ll have a vodka martini.”
Trump: “I’ll have ginger ale.”
Skeleton: “I’ll have a beer . . . and a mop.”
(Mike) – Mad Dog” Mattis showed up in the only costume he had that would not frighten the children.
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(fustian24) – McCain isn’t looking so well.
(Paul Hooson) – The worst part of being a skeleton? Trying to masturbate with no genitals….
Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:
(David Robertson) – Kid: “See that witch over there? That’s Hillary Clinton. She is still not the President.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.